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    | He was tutored by Aristotle, tamed Bucephalus & cut the Gordian Knot; then after lunch... | 
    Alexander the Great
 
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    | Travel is murder on hair: local water & levels of this, not the heat, can destroy even a perfect hair-care regimen | 
    humidity
 
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    Freddy Eynsford Hill, Col. Pickering, Henry Higgins | 
    Pygmalion (or My Fair Lady)
 
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    | Songbird seen here, or a girl's first name | 
    Robin
 
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    | "'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try..." | 
    "Satisfaction"
 
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    | On September 18, 1999 Heather French got to put this before "America" on her resume | 
    (Adam: Can't get it.)
  Miss
 
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    | Exactly 600 years after the Norman Conquest, London suffered through plague & this other major disaster | 
    the Great Fire of London
 
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    | Mademoiselle says, before you wed, try dating a wealthy older man described by this candy phrase | 
    sugar daddy
 
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    Natasha Rostova, Pierre Bezuhov, Napoleon | 
    War and Peace
 
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    | Yes sir!  This term for the seeds or grains of wheat sounds like a military rank | 
    kernel
 
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    | "But if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need" | 
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
 
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    | Brenner is a famous one of these in the Alps | 
    (Kirsten: [No response])
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    | While trying to figure out why there were 2 of these, the 1409 Council of Pisa elected a third one | 
    popes
 
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    | These are back, not just combed over the forehead, but swept to the side & layered | 
    bangs
 
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    Rusty Trawler, Sally Tomato, Holly Golightly | 
    Breakfast at Tiffany's
 
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    | A variety of this endangered mammal is seen here | 
    manatee
 
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    | "Now you always say that you want to be free but you'll come running back, you'll come running back..." | 
    "Time Is On My Side"
 
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    | Word that completes the Wordsworth line "Behold her, single in the field, yon solitary highland..." | 
    lass
 
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    | In 1864 the first Red Cross conference was convened in this city | 
    (Kirsten: What is Boston?)
  Geneva, Switzerland
 
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    | Whether in tones of aubergine or plum, this, the color of royalty, is chic again | 
    purple
 
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    Bertha Mason, Grace Poole, Mr. Rochester | 
    Jane Eyre
 
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    | When destroying cotton seed pods, the snout beetle is more commonly known by this name | 
    boll weevil
 
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    | "It's a gas, gas, gas" | 
    "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
 
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    | As good old Ludwig Mies van der Rohe used to say, this "is more" | 
    less
 
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    | In February 1961 violence erupted in this Portuguese possession in West Africa | 
    Angola
 
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    | Turning on the waterworks to avoid a fight is a girlfriend gaffe, so don't play this, the title of a 1992 Stephen Rea film | 
    The Crying Game
 
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    Amelia Sedley, George Osborne, Becky Sharp | 
    Vanity Fair
 
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    | One example of the six endangered varieties of this animal is seen here | 
    aalamander
 
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    | "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste" | 
    "Sympathy For The Devil"
 
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    | This synonym for kiss also ends in "ss" | 
    buss
 
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