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    | He was tutored by Aristotle, tamed Bucephalus & cut the Gordian Knot; then after lunch... | Alexander the Great 
 
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    | Travel is murder on hair: local water & levels of this, not the heat, can destroy even a perfect hair-care regimen | humidity 
 
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    | Freddy Eynsford Hill, Col. Pickering,
 Henry Higgins
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    | Songbird seen here, or a girl's first name | Robin 
 
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    | "'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try..." | "Satisfaction" 
 
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    | On September 18, 1999 Heather French got to put this before "America" on her resume | (Adam: Can't get it.) 
 Miss
 
 
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    | Exactly 600 years after the Norman Conquest, London suffered through plague & this other major disaster | the Great Fire of London 
 
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    | Mademoiselle says, before you wed, try dating a wealthy older man described by this candy phrase | sugar daddy 
 
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    | Natasha Rostova, Pierre Bezuhov,
 Napoleon
 | War and Peace 
 
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    | Yes sir!  This term for the seeds or grains of wheat sounds like a military rank | kernel 
 
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    | "But if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need" | "You Can't Always Get What You Want" 
 
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    | Brenner is a famous one of these in the Alps | (Kirsten: [No response]) 
 Pass
 
 
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    | While trying to figure out why there were 2 of these, the 1409 Council of Pisa elected a third one | popes 
 
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    | These are back, not just combed over the forehead, but swept to the side & layered | bangs 
 
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    | Rusty Trawler, Sally Tomato,
 Holly Golightly
 | Breakfast at Tiffany's 
 
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    | A variety of this endangered mammal is seen here | manatee 
 
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    | "Now you always say that you want to be free but you'll come running back, you'll come running back..." | "Time Is On My Side" 
 
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    | Word that completes the Wordsworth line "Behold her, single in the field, yon solitary highland..." | lass 
 
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    | In 1864 the first Red Cross conference was convened in this city | (Kirsten: What is Boston?) 
 Geneva, Switzerland
 
 
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    | Whether in tones of aubergine or plum, this, the color of royalty, is chic again | purple 
 
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    | Bertha Mason, Grace Poole,
 Mr. Rochester
 | Jane Eyre 
 
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    | When destroying cotton seed pods, the snout beetle is more commonly known by this name | boll weevil 
 
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    | "It's a gas, gas, gas" | "Jumpin' Jack Flash" 
 
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    | As good old Ludwig Mies van der Rohe used to say, this "is more" | less 
 
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    | In February 1961 violence erupted in this Portuguese possession in West Africa | Angola 
 
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    | Turning on the waterworks to avoid a fight is a girlfriend gaffe, so don't play this, the title of a 1992 Stephen Rea film | The Crying Game 
 
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    | Amelia Sedley, George Osborne,
 Becky Sharp
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    | One example of the six endangered varieties of this animal is seen here | aalamander 
 
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    | "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste" | "Sympathy For The Devil" 
 
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    | This synonym for kiss also ends in "ss" | buss 
 
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