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    | After his 1959 discharge, he moved to the Dallas area & got a fateful job at the Texas School Book Depository | 
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    | At the time of his assassination on April 14, 1865, he had a Confederate $5 bill in his pocket among other items | 
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    Mo Vaughn, Greg Vaughn, Mike Piazza | 
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    | Most people are born with 12 pairs of these; some have more & Adam wound up one short | 
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    | Cancerians might feel like marching sideways because Cancer is the sign of this animal | 
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    | According to the riddle, when is one of these not one of these?  When it's ajar | 
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    | In 1994 ex-Marine Charles Robb defeated this controversial ex-Marine in the Virginia senatorial race | 
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    | From 1798 to 1804 this seventh president served as a judge on Tennessee's Superior Court | 
    Andrew Jackson
 
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    Chris Sanders, Barry Sanders, Deion Sanders | 
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    | Normally the cervical & lumbar sections of this curve forward & the thoracic section curves back | 
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    | General Patton had a "stinging" slap, so you can figure out that this was his sign | 
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    | Send off a missile or an employee | 
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    | His dozens of country hits have included "He Stopped Loving Her Today" & "She Thinks I Still Care" | 
    (Michael: Who is Jim Nabors?)
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    | From 1935 to 1937 he served as director of the National Youth Administration in Texas | 
    Lyndon Johnson
 
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    Luc Robitaille, Eric Lindros, Brett Hull | 
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    | Nearly half your body weight comes from these, which include the omohyoid, the brachialis & the deltoid | 
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    | Harsh criticism is characteristic of this "chaste" sign (Hmm...maybe your drill sergeant was born under it) | 
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    | As a verb, it's the past tense form of the title of a Sandra Bullock-Keanu Reeves film | 
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    | A veteran of 4 shuttle missions, Norman Thagard spent 115 days aboard this Russian space station in 1995 | 
    Mir
 
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    | After attending the 1909 inauguration of his successor, he went on a year-long African safari | 
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    Lindsey Davenport, Jana Novotna, Michael Chang | 
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    | They're the microscopic blood vessels that connect arteries & veins | 
    (Jeff: What are corpuscles?)
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    | Admiral George Dewey was born under this sign, but we bet no one dared call him an "old goat" | 
    (Jeff: What is Aries?)
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    | A small, secluded valley that's home to a famous derry-o operator | 
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    | A WWII Marine, this director earned the nickname "Bloody Sam" with films like 1969's "The Wild Bunch" | 
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    | The son of a president, he was the first of the few presidents who were bald | 
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    Tom Lehman, Tom Watson, Tom Kite | 
    (Alex: Less than a minute to go.)
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    | To cure a cataract, this part of the eye is replaced with an artificial one | 
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    | Purple is a harmonious color for this "centaur" sign, so a purple uniform would look great on you | 
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