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  | TED DANSON THE NIGHT AWAY |  |
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  | I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS |  |
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    | After killing Duncan, he tells his wife, "I have done the deed" | Macbeth 
 
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    | The last line Ted Danson delivered as the star of this NBC show was "Sorry, we're closed" | Cheers 
 
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    | I didn't just fall off a truck of these globe-shaped veggies with purple tops, you know--but have some anyway | a turnip 
 
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    | An unmarried young woman from Bern | a Swiss miss 
 
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    | On June 25, 1876 this leader & his 650 men expected to find a few Indian warriors; surprise!  There were over 2,000 | (George) Custer 
 
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    | On Sept. 8, 1504 this Michelangelo statue was completed, in all his glory | David 
 
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    | Cobweb & Moth are 2 of these beings in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" | fairies 
 
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    | In 1994 Ted was "home alone" with this star who was "getting even with Dad" as son Timmy | (Macaulay) Culkin 
 
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    | Pass the oil made from these fancy fungi; I splurged & bought the black & the white types | truffles 
 
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    | A live animal park in Lima | [Keith gives both listed responses.] 
 a zoo Peru (or Peru zoo)
 
 
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    | On March 29, 1952 he surprised Democratic leaders by saying he would not seek re-election | Truman 
 
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    | Annie Leibovitz' Dec. 8, 1980 photo of this naked man lying next to his clothed wife was taken on the last day of his life | John Lennon 
 
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    | Brabantio, Desdemona's father, asks this aide to Othello, "What profane wretch art thou?" | Iago 
 
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    | In 1995 Ted guest-starred with an old friend on this sitcom in the episode titled "The Show Where Sam Shows Up" | Frasier 
 
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    | Hope you can "stomach" this variety meat; I'm serving it the classic French way, a la mode de Caen | tripe 
 
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    | A Havana horn | a Cuba tuba 
 
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    | John Man, author of "Gobi: Tracking the Desert", says that, surprisingly, it's the safest season to visit | the summer 
 
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    | Among the hundreds of paintings by this Dutch master is the nude "Bathsheba at the Bath" | Rembrandt 
 
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    | This tragic & foolish king's last words are "Do you see this?  Look on her!  Look--her lips!  Look there!" | King Lear 
 
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    | This title sitcom doc played by Ted has been described as the AMA's "answer to Basil Fawlty" | (Dr. John) Becker 
 
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    | Instead of making the wet land type of this Polynesian tuber into poi, I've used the dry land type to make chips--have some! | taro 
 
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    | Central American ricotta | Belize cheese 
 
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    | Meep Meep!  This animal, Geococcyx californianus, likes to use its swiftness afoot to reach safety when surprised | a road runner 
 
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    | In 1876 "The Vanquished", a male nude, later called "The Age of Bronze", was this sculptor's first masterwork | Rodin 
 
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    | He tells Cressida's uncle, "I tell thee I am mad in Cressid's love" | Troilus 
 
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    | In 1998, Danson was WWII Capt. Fred Hamill as Tom Hanks attempted this film title feat | Saving Private Ryan 
 
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    | I'm serving turkey in this style named for opera star Luisa, & I'll be singing some of her arias as you eat it | Tetrazzini 
 
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    | Southeast Asian country's ointment | Vietnam balm 
 
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    | On Oct. 21, 1805 Admiral Nelson surprised the enemy by cutting through the French line at the Battle of this | Trafalgar 
 
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    | Of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World, it's the one starring an over 100-foot guy in his birthday suit | (Mehrun: What is a Colossus?) (Alex: Be more specific.)
 (Mehrun: at Rhodes?)
 (Alex: Yes, [*].)
 
 the Colossus of Rhodes
 
 
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