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    | The life of this man has not been greatly exaggerated | 
    Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
 
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    | "Boros is not with the team...because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her" this, another big day | 
    wedding
 
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    | In order to deliver mail more efficiently, the USPS added this many new digits to existing ZIP codes in 1983 | 
    four
 
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    | Long-suffering man's dressing gowns | 
    Job's robes
 
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    | The name of this Maltese currency comes from the Latin libra, meaning "pound" | 
    lira
 
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    | This kind of dummy often displays women's clothes, though its name comes from the Dutch for "little man" | 
    mannequin
 
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    | People went ape after his groundbreaking 1859 publication | 
    (Jared: Who is [*]?) (Alex: Say it again?) (Jared: [*]?) (Alex: Yes.) (Jared: $600) (Alex: I thought you said "darlin'".)
  Charles Darwin
 
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    | At then-Royals Stadium, in Kansas City: "The sky is so clear today, you can see all the way to" this state | 
    Missouri
 
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    | In fluid measurements, 1 pint equals this many cups | 
    two
 
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    | First woman's minor annoyances | 
    Eve's peeves
 
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    | The lat, equivalent to 100 santims, is the currency of--yep, you guessed it--this country | 
    Latvia
 
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    | This American seen here might have left the light on for you | 
    Thomas Edison
 
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    | "Rich Folkers is throwing up in" this warmup area | 
    bullpen
 
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    | When scoring in bowling, if you make 3 strikes in your first 3 rolls, this is the number that goes in the first box | 
    30
 
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    | Naomi's daughter-in-law's tanning rooms | 
    Ruth's booths
 
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    | This S. American country's currency is the real thing; the real was also once used in Portugal | 
    Brazil
 
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    | This musical instrument's name may be influenced by "hurly-burly", a Scots word meaning "uproar". | 
    (Jared: What are bagpipes?)
  hurdy-gurdy
 
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    | 19th century man of steel, seen here | 
    Andrew Carnegie
 
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    | "Well, it looks like" this mid-season "balloting is over, especially in the National & American leagues" | 
    All-Star voting
 
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    | Any solution with a pH less than this number is acidic; if it's more, it's alkaline | 
    seven
 
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    | Precious stones belonging to Noah's oldest son | 
    Shem's gems
 
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    | In 1964, a country on this continent abandoned the pound & introduced the leone | 
    Africa
 
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    | This type of tower is usually seen in Asia, but its name comes from a Portuguese word for "temple" | 
    pagoda
 
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    | They're the famous librettist & composer duo seen here | 
    W.S. Gilbert & Arthur Sullivan
 
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    | "If" this all-time hit king "brings the Reds in, they ought to bronze him & put him in cement" | 
    Pete Rose
 
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    (Kelly of the Clue Crew presents.) When I hold up all the fingers on one hand, the v-shape here is thought to be the origin of a V representing this. | 
    (Jared: What is seven?)
  (Roman numeral) five
 
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    | Gospel writer's quirks of fate | 
    Luke's flukes
 
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    | This Angolan currency introduced in 1977 was named for a river, not a late December holiday | 
    kwanzaa
 
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    | The name of this almond paste confection is derived in part from an Italian word for "candy box" | 
    marzipan
 
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