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    | He tells Sherlock Holmes, "If you are clever enough to bring destruction upon me, rest assured that I shall do as much to you" | Moriarty 
 
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    | A snowboarder who rides with the right foot forward may be referred to by this Disney canine name | Goofy 
 
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    | Disney dwarf after Grumpy | Happy 
 
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    | April 16, 1912 morning editions of some newspapers reported that this had been saved; later editions had worse news | (Stephen: What's the Lusitania?) 
 the Titanic
 
 
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    | The juice of the Asian or Korean one of these, shaped more like an apple, only works if you take it before the drinking | pear 
 
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    | "Rich, lustrous golden of various shades" is the AKC standard for the coat of this working breed | [ERRATUM: The golden retriever is a sporting breed.] 
 a golden retriever
 
 
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    | In a Dodie Smith children's book, this evil heiress wants to turn several dozens of cute li'l furballs into a fur coat | Cruella de Vil 
 
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    | He tweeted about a TSA agent who told him, "You look like that skateboarder (checks ID). Same last name too! Crazy!" | Tony Hawk 
 
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    | Zodiac sign after Scorpio | Taurus 
 
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    | On this date, John Adams wrote to a friend, "A declaration passed Congress yesterday, and this morning will be printed" | July 5, 1776 
 
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    | Nolan Ryan treated blisters with brine, also called this juice, & for internal use, the electrolytes might help your symptoms | pickle juice 
 
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    | On Labradors, this sweet coat color ranges from medium brown to dark brown | chocolate 
 
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    | In "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", she remembers Mr. Taber, who "was an intolerable ward manipulator. For a while" | Nurse Ratched 
 
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    | In surf speak, when you're inside the green room, you're inside of this 6-letter tube, the hollow part of a wave as it breaks | the barrel 
 
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    | NFL team name (not the city) after the Rams | the Ravens 
 
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    | The sign here was put up in California on this date in 1941 | December 8th 
 
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    | Aussies swear by Berocca for hangovers, maybe after too many of their beloved espresso these cocktails | a martini 
 
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    | The Yorkshire Terrier has a coat that's this, soft & strokable; it's actually the name of a similar-looking terrier | silky 
 
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    | In "You Only Live Twice", he says, "The piranhas & the volcanic mud are useful housekeepers" (maybe for "better lairs & gardens") | (Stephen: [Making first pick] Oh, boy, you wrote this for me, didn't you?) 
 Blofeld
 
 
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    | In 2022 Kelly Slater gave himself a nice 50th birthday present, winning a premier surfing event at this Hawaii pipeline | the Banzai Pipeline 
 
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    | U.S. vice president after Fillmore | Gerald Ford 
 
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    | An October 9, 1871 headline declared this city was "utterly destroyed... both North and South Sides smoking ruins" | (Gwen: What is...) ...
 (Ken: That's [*] after the Great Fire.)
 
 Chicago
 
 
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    | Some believe in this type of "pressure", especially a point on the thumb side of the hand called the great eliminator | (Stephen: What's a pressure point?) 
 acupressure
 
 
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    | Long-haired breeds include this one that once served as sentinels in Himalayan monasteries | a Lhasa apso 
 
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    | Avians abound both in the villain named Blue Duck & the title of this Larry McMurtry novel featuring 2 former Texas Rangers | Lonesome Dove 
 
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    | Seen here is this American, the youngest woman ever at 17, to win Olympic gold in snowboarding | Chloe Kim 
 
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    | Chemical element after magnesium | manganese 
 
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    | She was arrested the evening of Dec. 1, 1955; next morning, fliers calling for a boycott were all over town | (Ken: Yes, a bus boycott.) 
 Rosa Parks
 
 
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    | Eggs may counter alcohol's toxins, so whip up this dish, made with huevos y patatas | (Stephen: Uhh, uh, what is a quiche?) 
 a frittata (a Spanish tortilla or omelet)
 
 
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    | The AKC classes the Miniature Poodle & Miniature Schnauzer as this adjective, since their non-shedding coats minimize dander | hypoallergenic 
 
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