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    | The sun nearly went out when this child king of France was left unsupervised & almost drowned | 
    (Lincoln: Uh, [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] IT'S NOT A TUMOR for $800.)
  Louis XIV
 
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    Bob Odenkirk, in this spinoff: "Lawyers... we're like health insurance.  You hope you never need it" | 
    Better Call Saul
 
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    | Insincere criers shed these | 
    crocodile tears
 
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    | To scan a poem is to analyze its meter; tetrameter lines like "How still the bells in steeples stand" have this many feet | 
    four
 
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    | It's not a tumor, but these, aka renal calculi; often very painful until they pass | 
    kidney stones
 
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    | James II was converted to this faith before he became king; as a result, he was converted into an ex-king | 
    Catholicism
 
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    | Instead of "instead of", you can say "in" this "of" | 
    lieu
 
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    | Once a "Desperate Housewife" , today she stars in "Telenovela", a sitcom poking fun at Latin American soap operas | 
    (Eva) Longoria
 
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    | She's the model & TV host seen here | 
    (Lincoln: Uh, who is Chrissy Tiegs?)
  Chrissy Teigen
 
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    | There once was this verse form of 5 lines written in anapests, short-short-long | 
    Limerick
 
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    | Relax, it's just a bone one of these, a spike-shaped outgrowth of bone tissue, on your heel | 
    a spur
 
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    | When his father was out of the country, teenage Philip II of Spain served as this, from Latin for "rule" | 
    the regent
 
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    | These 2 words that fit the category precede "amber waves of grain" in song | 
    (Jeremy: What are s... spacious skies?) ... (Alex: You needed two words with three vowels in a row.)
  beautiful & spacious
 
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    | Craig Ferguson handed off his late-night hosting job to this more jovial Brit | 
    James Corden
 
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    | Blood vessels & tendons pass through this narrow opening in the wrist | 
    the carpal tunnel
 
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    | 2 songs in common meter can easily swap tunes, like "Amazing Grace" & this one about "a house in New Orleans" | 
    "House Of The Rising Sun"
 
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    | An inflammation of the labyrinth in the inner ear is causing this sensation of dizziness | 
    vertigo
 
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    | As a young man the II king of this name was already calling for Belgium to be a colonial power--bad news for the Congo | 
    (Kelly: Who is Albert?)
  (King) Leopold (of Belgium)
 
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    | We're "in line"; Londoners are in one of these, which actually has 4 vowels in a row | 
    a queue
 
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    | Maurice Benard, Carolyn Hennesy & Kelly Monaco have all checked into this ABC daytime drama | 
    General Hospital
 
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    | Peter Rabbit's mom put him to bed & gave him this beverage | 
    (Jeremy: What is carrot... beer?) [Laughter] (Alex: Car--there's the kind of mom you want.  "Have some carrot beer, son."  Kelly.) ... (Alex: By the way, it tastes a lot like carrot beer.  Kelly, back to you.)
  chamomile tea
 
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    | It's a 2-syllable foot in which the second syllable is stressed, as in the word "mistake" | 
    an iamb
 
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    | Floaters in your field of vision can indicate this 2-word condition where a membrane is separated from underlying tissue | 
    (Kelly: [Sighs] What is... macular degeneration?)
  detached retina
 
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    | Queen Victoria's grandson, he was born with a withered left arm that was often hidden in photographs | 
    (Alex: All right, we'll accept that.)
  Kaiser Wilhelm (II)
 
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    | "Bang" & "crash" are examples of this long word, which also has 4 vowels in a row | 
    onomatopoeia
 
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    | The 101st Airborne's Easy Company didn't have it so easy in this 2001 miniseries set during World War II | 
    Band of Brothers
 
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    | IRS code 4947(a)(1) covers these entities; the Pew ones try to solve today's most challenging problems | 
    charitable trusts
 
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    | Accentual meter, based on the number of stresses, is used in this most famous poem in Old English | 
    Beowulf
 
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    | But it is a type of inflammatory bowel disease called ulcerative this | 
    colitis
 
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