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    | Heroes & villains abound! Colby, Coach & Rupert doth return to the fray but Boston Rob, the tribe hath spoken | Survivor 
 
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    | I'm off to London to see the spring 2011 collections shown as part of this "week" | Fashion 
 
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    | Exploding pancreas, chronic finger loss & dermatitis from contact with this climbing vine, rhus radicans | poison ivy 
 
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    | Among the crimes the ATF investigates be this one, from the Latin for "to burn" | arson 
 
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    | In truth, Rod Blagojevich, thou displeasest me mightily & thy hair scares even me... thou art fired! | The Apprentice 
 
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    | You can still get in on the celebrations of this anniversary of Mexico's independence | (Shaama: What is Cinco de Mayo?) 
 (Ryan: What is September 16th?)
 
 [Ryan's answer was initially not allowed, but was later judged acceptable.]
 
 200th
 
 
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    | It be the title of the princes of the former ruling house of Austria, like Franz Ferdinand | archduke 
 
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    | John D. Rockefeller co-founded this company in Cleveland in 1870 | Standard Oil 
 
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    | Rudy, though thou sheddeth 213 lbs. in our 8th season, I am sorry to inform thee, thou art not... | The Biggest Loser 
 
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    | You Marylanders who didn't vote in this on the 14th, don't complain about the bums who take office | (Roger: What is election day?) (Alex: Uhh, no.)
 (Offstage voice: More specific.)
 (Alex: More specific, they're saying.)
 (Roger: What is gubernatorial election day?)
 (Alex: No.)
 
 primary
 
 
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    | Spontaneous nose inversion, foot attack & this "fowl" 10-letter skin disease whose incubation period averages 2-3 weeks | [The end-of-round signal sounds.] 
 chicken pox
 
 
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    | Hey, ninjas: put your shurikens or throwing these into your checked bag | throwing stars 
 
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    | The Nebraska legislature be tree lovers & made this day, April 22, a legal holiday | Arbor Day 
 
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    | Born in nearby Orange, this 19th c. president & assassination victim is buried in Cleveland's Lake View cemetery | Garfield 
 
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    | DJ Pauly D!  Arise from thy tanning bed!  Ronnie hath come to blows on the boardwalk!  Do not tarry!  "The Situation" is dire! | Jersey Shore 
 
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    | I'm 2 weeks late with my 73rd birthday gift for this L.A. Olympics organizer & ex-baseball commissioner | (Roger: Who is Rozelle?) 
 Peter Ueberroth
 
 
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    | Kidney vertigo, eyebrow singe & this, a yellow discoloring of the skin caused by too much bilirubin in the blood | jaundice 
 
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    | Baseball bat? No. Bat for this, England's national summer sport? Also no | cricket 
 
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    | It be the horse noted for grace & intelligence, seen here | (Shaama: What is an Arab?  [*]?) 
 Arabian
 
 
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    | Cleveland sits at the mouth of this river that caught fire in 1969; it's also the seat of the county of the same name | Cuyahoga 
 
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    | Rogues! Fugitives! Hear me! The Chapmans will track & capture thee from Hawaii to Colorado! This is our (A&E) quest! | Dog the Bounty Hunter 
 
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    | Remember the 25th is Mozambique's Armed Forces Day, commemorating the fight against this colonial power | Portugal 
 
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    | Hip implosion, spleen shivers & this "heliocentric" condition, aka heat hyperpyrexia, when body temp. hits 105 degrees | sunstroke 
 
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    | No Bruce Lee moves--this martial arts weapon, 2 sticks joined by a chain, can't go in your carry-on | nunchucks 
 
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    | The atomic weight of this element used to fill vacuum tubes be 39.948; remember the gist o' the category, ye scurvy scalawags! | argon 
 
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