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    | At a ball, Mr. Elton annoys Jane Austen's Emma by saying he is too old to do this | 
    dance
 
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    | Bruce Willis is on good terms with Ashton Kutcher & this woman, first wife of both Bruce & Ashton | 
    Demi Moore
 
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    | Elisha Gray was involved in a legal battle with Alexander Graham Bell over the invention of this device | 
    the telephone
 
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    | Shhhhh... Johnny's taking one of these afternoon naps, from the Spanish for "sixth hour" | 
    a siesta
 
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    | Eriu is a celtic fertility goddess of this island named for her; Eire & Erin are corruptions of her name | 
    Ireland
 
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    | On Sept. 20, 1519 this Portuguese navigator headed west on a trip around the world | 
    Magellan
 
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    | In the Bible, she tells daughter-in-law Ruth to leave her, "For I am too old" to have a husband | 
    Naomi
 
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    | The public was surprised by Lyle Lovett's marriage to this actress; it was a first marriage for both | 
    Julia Roberts
 
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    | A shade of gray is named for this heavily armored class of warship | 
    battleship
 
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    | So long, farewell, good-bye; or if you prefer, you can say it this way in Japanese | 
    sayonara
 
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    | The Angolan sea god Kianda is the guardian of this nearby ocean & all its creatures | 
    the Atlantic Ocean
 
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    | He served at the Civil War Battle of New Orleans before becoming the USA's greatest Spanish-American War naval hero | 
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    | He said, "Too old to plant trees for my own gratification, I shall do it for posterity" & at 83 designed an arboretum for UVa [the University of Virginia] | 
    (Alex: You picked the right president, yes indeed.)
  Thomas Jefferson
 
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    | Perhaps David Justice's first marriage, to this Oscar winner & Bond girl, was "Jinx"ed | 
    Halle Berry
 
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    | Harold Gray created this comic strip that featured a frizzy-haired girl & a bald billionaire | 
    Little Orphan Annie
 
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    | Also the name of a pasta sauce, this 5-letter Italian word can mean please, thank you, or excuse me | 
    (Regina: What is pesto?) (Alex: No, but I like that.  it's [*].  Pesto is a sauce.)
  prego
 
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    | A Roman goddess of birth & newborns, Deverra was symbolized by one of these, used to sweep away evil | 
    a broom
 
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    | A British Columbia city is named for this man who in 1793 surveyed the coast there | 
    Vancouver
 
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    | Hemingway's hero Santiago thinks, "I am too old to club" these "to death.  But I will try it" | 
    (Huat: What is fish?) ... (Alex: Remember [*] attacked his catch.  Too old to club [*].)
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    | Her first hubby was Billy Smith; she was a topless dancer when she met No. 2, oilman J. Howard Marshall, 60+ years her senior | 
    Anna Nicole Smith
 
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    | Thomas Gray is best remembered for his "Elegy Written In A Country" one of these | 
    a churchyard
 
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    | Bwana means "sir" in this African language | 
    Swahili
 
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    | The creator god Vairacocha of these people of Peru traveled the world teaching man all the arts & sciences | 
    the Incas (Incans accepted)
 
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    | This missionary traveled down the Mississippi River with Louis Jolliet & reported the first accurate data on its course | 
    Marquette
 
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    | Nestor says wistfully that his days of wrestling & spear-throwing are behind him in Book 23 of this work | 
    (Regina: What is the Odyssey?)
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    | She eloped with James DeBarge at age 18; the marriage was soon annulled & she moved back in with her parents | 
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    | In an expression from the French, someone wielding power behind the scenes is a "gray" this | 
    (Alex: With less than a minute now.)
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    | Literally "war name", this French term refers to a pseudonym adopted in times of conflict | 
    nom de guerre
 
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    | In pre-Islamic times Qaynan was a protector god of blacksmiths on this peninsula | 
    the Arabian Peninsula
 
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    | During World War II, newspapers gave Admiral William Halsey this animal nickname | 
    (Huat: What is Butch?)
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