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  | 2009 HEADLINES IN THE CITY'S NEWSPAPER |  |
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    | Breaking news--this Caesar has spread panic with his decree that "all the world should be taxed" | Augustus 
 
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    | Captain Oveur: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" & "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
 | Airplane! 
 
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    | This company's Centurion Card has a $5,000 initiation fee & annual membership is $2,500 | American Express 
 
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    | This ballet concludes with Pat Garrett leading pioneers, marching west | Billy the Kid 
 
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    | From its Times-Picayune: "Basin Street sampler benefits Louis Armstrong... Jazz Camp"
 | New Orleans 
 
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    | A legume, maybe a green one | a bean 
 
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    | Joseph's current whereabouts are unknown; he went "out of the city of Nazareth", "up from" this region | (Ryan: What is Arimathea?) 
 Galilee
 
 
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    | A band manager: "The Boston gig has been canceled... I wouldn't worry about it, though, it's not a big college town"
 | This Is Spinal Tap 
 
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    | Since 1898 Mrs. Hunt's Agency has provided staff including this, the manservant to the gentleman of the house | a valet 
 
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    | Twyla Tharp used the music of this group for the ballet "Deuce Coupe" | The Beach Boys 
 
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    | From its Sun-Times: "Former Blagojevich fund-raiser gets 37 months in prison"
 | Chicago 
 
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    | Eyewitnesses confirm the babe was "lying in" this--we'll be uploading video to our website soon | a manger 
 
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    | Hans Gruber, reading a message: "Now I have a machine gun.  Ho ho ho"
 | Die Hard 
 
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    | If there's ever a "Gilligan's Island" feature film, we hope the theme song will change 1 letter & upgrade Mr. Howell to this | a billionaire 
 
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    | Facing the evil Kastchei, Prince Ivan summons this title creature with a red feather | the Firebird 
 
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    | From its Herald: "Broward teachers are losing hope as layoffs loom"
 | Miami 
 
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    | Ship's officer who summons the crew with a whistle | a boatswain 
 
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    | We've got expert analysis of the heavenly host's words "and on Earth" this & "good will toward men" | peace 
 
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    | Crash: "Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry... anything that travels that far ought to have a... stewardess on it"
 | Bull Durham 
 
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    | In 2009 Gordon Brown created a 50% one of these in Britain; still better than the '70s, when there was an 83% one | a tax bracket 
 
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    | Jerome Robbins choreographed a ballet to these Bach "Variations" | Goldberg Variations 
 
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    | From its Morning News: "arrest warrant for Plano man in sucker punch attack"
 | [NOTE: The complete title of the article by Steve Knife appears to have been "Dallas police have arrest warrant for Plano man in sucker punch attack on UCLA tennis player".] 
 Dallas
 
 
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    | Maine college that was Nat Hawthorne's alma mater | Bowdoin 
 
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    | From Jerusalem, also called "the city of" this king, Luke signing off | David 
 
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    | Jack: "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill me"
 | A Few Good Men 
 
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    | Generally it's the well-off who use this as a verb, meaning "to pass the time (in a certain place) from June to September" | summer 
 
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    | A maiden is chosen for a sacrifice, the title act of this 1913 ballet | [Applause and cheers for Ryan's run of the category] (Alex: Hey, well done.  You know your ballet and it paid off.  And as a result, you're in a tie with Matt for the lead.)
 
 The Rite of Spring
 
 
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    | From this northwestern city's Times: "Stone tools turned up at Snohomish County site"
 | Seattle 
 
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    | Seaside Sussex town where the pinball wizard played | Brighton (England) 
 
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