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    | In "Advice to a Young Tradesman", this Pennsylvanian wrote, "Remember that time is money" | 
    Franklin
 
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    | Though this band's 2008 album is titled "Viva la Vida", they're actually British | 
    Coldplay
 
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    | Titian or Vivaldi, heritage-wise | 
    Venetian
 
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    | Barkeep, if you've never heard of a Moscow mule you can probably still guess this is its primary liquor | 
    vodka
 
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    | Richard Burton claimed John Speke didn't follow this river in full from its source, so he was a big faker | 
    the Nile
 
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    | Any forebear or progenitor | 
    an ancestor
 
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    | This Defoe title gal is... busy, yes, that's the word... what with her pickpocketing, seduction & 5 marriages & all | 
    Moll Flanders
 
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    | This "good girl gone bad" was discovered when a music producer heard her while on vacation in Barbados | 
    Rihanna
 
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    | The scientific name of one type of this bird is Phoenicopterus ruber roseus | 
    the flamingo
 
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    | My good man, make me an Indian summer, & don't skimp on the schnapps & cider, both this fruit flavor | 
    apple
 
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    | The Inuit in Greenland called this African-American explorer Maripaluk, or "Kind Matthew" | 
    (Matthew) Henson
 
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    | It's the Latin name for fishes as a class of vertebrates | 
    Pisces
 
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    | A chief source of transcendentalist ideas was Immanuel Kant's 1781 "Critique of" this | 
    Pure Reason
 
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    | "It's a Love Thing", "Your Everything" & "Rollercoaster" were country hits for this Down Under singer | 
    Keith Urban
 
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    | Result of Midas embracing a member of Denver's NBA team | 
    the golden nugget
 
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    | Yo, mixologist... my grandfather wants a Rickey made with the Beefeater brand of this liquor | 
    gin
 
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    | Without his partner Jacques Marquette, he mapped the coastline of Labrador in 1694 | 
    Jolliet
 
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    | A bishop's bailiwick can be a bishopric or this synonym | 
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    | The satirical 1724-25 pamphlet "Drapier's Letters" increased this English author's fame; a "modest" essay followed | 
    (Jonathan) Swift
 
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    | Singing in English, Portuguese & Hindi, this Canadian knows how to "Say It Right" | 
    (Donna: Who is Norah Jones?)
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    | It extends upwards from the tropopause to about 30 miles above the Earth | 
    (Alex: And it's just down the road from us right now.)
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    | Don't move slow as a zombie when mixing me a zombie, made with this main liquor | 
    rum
 
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    | In 1488, before da Gama, this Portuguese sailor became the first to round the Cape of Good Hope | 
    (Bartholomeu) Dias
 
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    cesium
 
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    | Samuel Richardson's "Pamela" is this type of novel, written in the form of letters | 
    epistolary
 
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    | This French first lady outraged many with a song that spoke of a love that was stronger than drugs | 
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    | Gimme this drink with blue curacao & lemonade; hey, it's Christopher Atkins, who starred in the movie | 
    (Donna: What's a blue Hawaiian?)
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    | In 1643 this Dutch navigator became the first European to reach the South Pacific kingdom of Tonga | 
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    | It's the basket fitted onto a wooden handle that's used to throw & catch the ball in jai alai | 
    a cesta
 
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