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    | If you heat cinnabar, you'll get sulfur & this liquid metal | mercury 
 
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    | Except for 1988, he was selected Most Valuable Player of the National Hockey League every year of the 1980s | Wayne Gretzky 
 
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    | To a soldier, it's the K in KP | kitchen 
 
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    | I scream when I hear this term for coagulating milk (not blood) | (Jackie: What is scald?) (Nathaniel: What is churning?)
 
 curdling
 
 
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    | Although written by Parson Weems, the line "I can't tell a lie.  I did cut it with my hatchet" is often attributed to him | (Alex: Minute to go now.) 
 George Washington
 
 
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    | Talking animals supplemented Bob & Bing's antics in the Klondike in the "Road to" this imaginary locale | Utopia 
 
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    | Erbium is used in optical fibers that transport messages & also in these devices to remove wrinkles & scars | lasers 
 
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    | This San Francisco 49ers quarterback was named MVP of Super Bowls XVI, XIX & XXIV | Joe Montana 
 
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    | Its purity is measured in Ks, 24 being the purest | gold 
 
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    | Of bruising, blanching or browning, the one that involves boiling water | blanching 
 
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    | This "hot" hit by The Doors begins, "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar..." | (Nathaniel: Come on baby, [*]?) [Initially ruled incorrect]
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 "Light My Fire"
 
 
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    | The tallest sandstone cliffs in the United States can be seen at Zion National Park in this state | Utah 
 
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    | Though not identified until 1808, it still managed to get a low single-letter abbreviation, B | boron 
 
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    | In 1968 this team's Carl Yastrzemski led the A.L. with a .301 avg., the lowest average to win a league title in MLB history | Boston Red Sox 
 
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    | This company's Special K has a shelf life of 12 months | Kellogg's 
 
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    | He can put a glossy coat on your buns or, with an added "I", install your window | glazer/glazier 
 
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    | In 1925 he wrote, "The great masses of the people...will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one" | (Jennifer: Who is Orson Welles?) 
 Adolf Hitler
 
 
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    | This fictional storyteller tells tales of Miss Sally, Brer Bear & Brer Fox | Uncle Remus 
 
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    | Mix it with hydrogen & it may explode; mix it with sodium & you get rock salt | [The end-of-round signal sounds.] 
 chlorine
 
 
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    | Only 2 players in NBA history have sunk over 8,500 career free throws: Moses Malone & this Jazz forward | Karl Malone 
 
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    | In the 1980s this company even made a limo based on its K-Car design | Chrysler 
 
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    | To take the dorsal blood vein out of a shrimp (it sounds like something Pine Valley's Anna might be good at) | deveining 
 
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    | In "Pudd'nhead Wilson" he wrote, "One of the differences between a cat & a lie is that a cat has only 9 lives" | Mark Twain 
 
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    | Schubert's Symphony No. 8 in B Minor is considered this, like this cl-- | Unfinished 
 
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    | On Sept. 21, 1985 he became the heavyweight boxing champion, like his brother before him | Michael Spinks 
 
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    | For radio stations, it's the body of water in the U.S. that divides most of the Ws from the Ks | Mississippi River 
 
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    | Without the "accent grave over the E", a W.C. Fields character becomes this word for something pickled | (Egbert) Souse 
 
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    | This early 20th century humorist quipped, "Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf" | (Nathaniel: H.L. Mencken?) (Jackie: Who is H.L. Mencken?)
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 Will Rogers
 
 
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    | From 1987 to 1994 he played young African-American lawyer Jonathan Rollins on "L.A. Law" | Blair Underwood 
 
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