LESS-THAN-STELLAR SCIENTIFIC POETRY |
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Phat Albert had drive in 1905 / His theory, sweeping the nation / Mass & energy speaking, confidence peaking / Voila, this equation |
E = mc2
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In 1952, before Jonas Salk's vaccine for this became available, the number of U.S. cases surged to 57,000; by 1962, it was 910 |
polio
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When this D.C. landmark opened in 1888, you could climb 898 steps to the top |
the Washington Monument
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The line "Move fast & break things" was called a core principle of his company by this freckled tech tycoon |
Zuckerberg
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At the 2009 World Championships, he was Jamaican off with the world record in the 100-meter dash, clocking a 9.58 |
Bolt
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As a verb, it means to break into pieces; as a noun, it can be that tiny sliver of wood you have to remove with tweezers |
a splinter
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1789, & Klaproth is fine / This element, found using his cranium / 238 is a type of it, folks / For Martin discovered... |
uranium
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Holy K.I.T.T.! The ex-wife of this '80s TV star wound up marrying a man named Michael (E.) Knight |
Hasselhoff
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Medicare Part D gives seniors this type of coverage |
pharmaceutical (drug)
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This late basketball superstar, father of 4 daughters, said, "I would have 5 more girls if I could. I'm a girl dad" |
Kobe Bryant
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At the 2017 NFL combine, John Ross' feet did not fail him as he dashed this many yards in a record 4.22 seconds |
40
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Legally, it precedes "of promise", "of trust" & "of contract" |
breach
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Ptolemy's wrong this Pole did say / Earth has some movement / Founded modern astronomy with some autonomy / & Kepler made an improvement |
Copernicus
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This 1st female Sec. of State: "It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, & now that I have it, I am not going to be silent" |
Albright
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In trucker slang "Buster Brown" means this kind of delivery truck |
UPS
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In 2009 this hedge fund manager who committed massive fraud said, "I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago" |
Madoff
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At the 2021 Australian Open, she hit a 125.5-mph serve, equal to that of Rafael Nadal at the tourney; just her being her |
Serena Williams
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The medical abbreviation Fx stands for this |
fracture
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We have no pic of Margaret Mead / Sporting a blue feather boa / But things were great in 1928 / With "Coming of Age in"... |
Samoa
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In his 1889 essay "The Gospel of Wealth", this Penn. steel man urged the well-off to use their money to help the less fortunate |
Carnegie
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These Asian dumplings are often served with exposed filling |
(Joe: What are wontons?) (Hannah: What are bao?)
shumai
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John Roberts, saving Obamacare: A fine for having no health insurance "may reasonably be characterized as" this |
a tax
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Drive to survive! In 2005 Juan Pablo Montoya set Italy on fire, hitting 231.5 mph in this class of auto racing |
Formula 1
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This consonant-heavy word means a break in the unity of the Christian Church |
schism
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A 1918 Nobel win/ It is tough to follow / A German physicist / Which kinda rhymes with lyricist? / He's a man of "constant" sorrow |
Max Planck
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In 2019 Ethiopian prime minister Abiy Ahmed Ali won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with this rival country |
Eritrea
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In this religion services take place in a gurdwara, or "guru's gateway" |
Sikhism
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Of reforms under way because of his domestic spying revelations, in 2014 this tech guy said, "I'm still working for the government" |
Snowden
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The pelota can fly fast--like 188-mph fast--hurled out of a cesta in this sport with a rhyming name |
jai alai
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This device that converts perfume into a fine spray is the noun form of a verb meaning "break into tiny pieces" |
an atomizer
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