A MILLION BUCKS AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE |
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I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS |
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With a million bucks you could have seen 20 million movies at one of these early 1900s theaters, as the name told you |
a nickelodeon
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(Conan O'Brien delivers the clue.) Strange but true: this comedian from Worcester, Massachusetts is my cousin, & when he came on my show he told me he's often mistaken for other celebrities, like Willem Dafoe & Jane Lynch |
Denis Leary
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The peak known as the Mönch ("monk") stands between the Jungfrau ("maiden") & the Eiger, this type of creature in English |
ogre
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The name of this ancient garment from a single piece of cloth is related to the Latin word for "to cover" |
a toga
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After becoming heir to a chocolate factory, Charlie goes on another adventure, this time in a "Great Glass" one of these |
an elevator
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Add a vowel to what brevity is the soul of & get a verb meaning to cool your heels |
wit & wait
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In the first sale of a diamond for a mil, in 1969, the parent co. of this French jeweler outbid Richard Burton, then sold it to him |
[Alex reads "mil" as "million".]
Cartier
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Played by this man, salesman-manager David Brent returned in 2016, trying to get his rock band off the ground |
Ricky Gervais
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The Alps are often treeless at the tops, but forests below are full of larch, beech & these conifers related to pines |
(Ken: What are firs?)
spruce
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In the 17th century the belted plaid developed into this garment |
a kilt
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Set for release in 2020 is Suzanne Collins' "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes", a prequel to this series |
The Hunger Games
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A thing's physical magnitude adds a vowel & becomes a verb meaning to snatch |
size & seize
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In 1957 a million bucks would have paid for a helluva baseball team; this man, No. 24 for the Giants, made $50,000 |
Willie Mays
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She does stand-up definitely for adults but voiced Vanellope von Schweetz in the kids' movie "Wreck-It Ralph" |
Sarah Silverman
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Forming part of France's frontier with Italy, it's the highest peak in the Alps |
Mont Blanc
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Basically a belt plus a front flap, it was a simple garment for men in ancient Egypt; Tarzan makes one from deerskin |
a loincloth
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Elmore Leonard brought back former loan shark Chili Palmer in "Be Cool", his sequel to this bestseller |
Get Shorty
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A word meaning to move quickly afoot adds a vowel & becomes to wreck or destroy |
run & ruin
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In 1938 this first Superman comic cost a dime; now a million bucks will get you a third of one copy |
Action Comics
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Seen here, this Brit played a high school director in "Hamlet 2" & got blown to bits as a director in "Tropic Thunder" |
Steve Coogan
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The Alps are the source of many major rivers including the Rhine, the Rhone & this 405-mile waterway that flows to the Adriatic |
[James selected the first clue.] [The circumflex in "Rhône" was not shown in the clue.]
the Po
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Worn by men & women, the chiton was a long tunic dating back to this ancient Greek period, also a word for "outmoded" |
archaic
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Edited by the author's son Christopher & published in 1977, it's a history of Middle-earth before "Lord of the Rings" |
[Ken omitted the leading article from his response.]
The Silmarillion
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A fluid for writing adds a vowel & becomes this barnyard clamor |
(Ken: What is [**]?... [*] and [**]?)
ink & oink
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Probably the USA's only millionaire in 1799 was Elias Derby, who sent the 1st ship from New Eng. to Guangzhou, then called this |
Canton
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In "Dolemite Is My Name", Eddie Murphy tells the story of this entertainer who had a stand-up act of his own back in the day |
Rudy Ray Moore
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Thought to be 5,300 years old, a mummified Neolithic "Iceman" given this first name was found in the Alps in 1991 |
(James: [Making a pushing motion] For the lawyers, this means 1,400 points, please. [Grins])
Ötzi
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In 1847 Herman Melville published this sequel to "Typee" subtitled "A Narrative of Adventures in the South Seas" |
Omoo
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An eisteddfod winner adds a vowel & becomes a long, flat piece of pine |
bard & board
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