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REALITY SHOWS A LA SHAKESPEARE |
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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE... |
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Heroes & villains abound! Colby, Coach & Rupert doth return to the fray but Boston Rob, the tribe hath spoken |
Survivor
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I'm off to London to see the spring 2011 collections shown as part of this "week" |
Fashion
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Exploding pancreas, chronic finger loss & dermatitis from contact with this climbing vine, rhus radicans |
poison ivy
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Among the crimes the ATF investigates be this one, from the Latin for "to burn" |
arson
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In truth, Rod Blagojevich, thou displeasest me mightily & thy hair scares even me... thou art fired! |
The Apprentice
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You can still get in on the celebrations of this anniversary of Mexico's independence |
(Shaama: What is Cinco de Mayo?)
(Ryan: What is September 16th?)
[Ryan's answer was initially not allowed, but was later judged acceptable.]
200th
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It be the title of the princes of the former ruling house of Austria, like Franz Ferdinand |
archduke
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John D. Rockefeller co-founded this company in Cleveland in 1870 |
Standard Oil
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Rudy, though thou sheddeth 213 lbs. in our 8th season, I am sorry to inform thee, thou art not... |
The Biggest Loser
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You Marylanders who didn't vote in this on the 14th, don't complain about the bums who take office |
(Roger: What is election day?) (Alex: Uhh, no.) (Offstage voice: More specific.) (Alex: More specific, they're saying.) (Roger: What is gubernatorial election day?) (Alex: No.)
primary
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Spontaneous nose inversion, foot attack & this "fowl" 10-letter skin disease whose incubation period averages 2-3 weeks |
[The end-of-round signal sounds.]
chicken pox
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Hey, ninjas: put your shurikens or throwing these into your checked bag |
throwing stars
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The Nebraska legislature be tree lovers & made this day, April 22, a legal holiday |
Arbor Day
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Born in nearby Orange, this 19th c. president & assassination victim is buried in Cleveland's Lake View cemetery |
Garfield
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DJ Pauly D! Arise from thy tanning bed! Ronnie hath come to blows on the boardwalk! Do not tarry! "The Situation" is dire! |
Jersey Shore
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I'm 2 weeks late with my 73rd birthday gift for this L.A. Olympics organizer & ex-baseball commissioner |
(Roger: Who is Rozelle?)
Peter Ueberroth
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Kidney vertigo, eyebrow singe & this, a yellow discoloring of the skin caused by too much bilirubin in the blood |
jaundice
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Baseball bat? No. Bat for this, England's national summer sport? Also no |
cricket
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It be the horse noted for grace & intelligence, seen here |
(Shaama: What is an Arab? [*]?)
Arabian
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Cleveland sits at the mouth of this river that caught fire in 1969; it's also the seat of the county of the same name |
Cuyahoga
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Rogues! Fugitives! Hear me! The Chapmans will track & capture thee from Hawaii to Colorado! This is our (A&E) quest! |
Dog the Bounty Hunter
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Remember the 25th is Mozambique's Armed Forces Day, commemorating the fight against this colonial power |
Portugal
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Hip implosion, spleen shivers & this "heliocentric" condition, aka heat hyperpyrexia, when body temp. hits 105 degrees |
sunstroke
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No Bruce Lee moves--this martial arts weapon, 2 sticks joined by a chain, can't go in your carry-on |
nunchucks
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The atomic weight of this element used to fill vacuum tubes be 39.948; remember the gist o' the category, ye scurvy scalawags! |
argon
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