THE FIRST CHRISTMAS: LUKE REPORTING |
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2009 HEADLINES IN THE CITY'S NEWSPAPER |
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Breaking news--this Caesar has spread panic with his decree that "all the world should be taxed" |
Augustus
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Captain Oveur: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" & "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" |
Airplane!
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This company's Centurion Card has a $5,000 initiation fee & annual membership is $2,500 |
American Express
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This ballet concludes with Pat Garrett leading pioneers, marching west |
Billy the Kid
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From its Times-Picayune: "Basin Street sampler benefits Louis Armstrong... Jazz Camp" |
New Orleans
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A legume, maybe a green one |
a bean
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Joseph's current whereabouts are unknown; he went "out of the city of Nazareth", "up from" this region |
(Ryan: What is Arimathea?)
Galilee
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A band manager: "The Boston gig has been canceled... I wouldn't worry about it, though, it's not a big college town" |
This Is Spinal Tap
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Since 1898 Mrs. Hunt's Agency has provided staff including this, the manservant to the gentleman of the house |
a valet
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Twyla Tharp used the music of this group for the ballet "Deuce Coupe" |
The Beach Boys
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From its Sun-Times: "Former Blagojevich fund-raiser gets 37 months in prison" |
Chicago
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Eyewitnesses confirm the babe was "lying in" this--we'll be uploading video to our website soon |
a manger
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Hans Gruber, reading a message: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho" |
Die Hard
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If there's ever a "Gilligan's Island" feature film, we hope the theme song will change 1 letter & upgrade Mr. Howell to this |
a billionaire
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Facing the evil Kastchei, Prince Ivan summons this title creature with a red feather |
the Firebird
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From its Herald: "Broward teachers are losing hope as layoffs loom" |
Miami
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Ship's officer who summons the crew with a whistle |
a boatswain
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We've got expert analysis of the heavenly host's words "and on Earth" this & "good will toward men" |
peace
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Crash: "Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry... anything that travels that far ought to have a... stewardess on it" |
Bull Durham
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In 2009 Gordon Brown created a 50% one of these in Britain; still better than the '70s, when there was an 83% one |
a tax bracket
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Jerome Robbins choreographed a ballet to these Bach "Variations" |
Goldberg Variations
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From its Morning News: "arrest warrant for Plano man in sucker punch attack" |
[NOTE: The complete title of the article by Steve Knife appears to have been "Dallas police have arrest warrant for Plano man in sucker punch attack on UCLA tennis player".]
Dallas
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Maine college that was Nat Hawthorne's alma mater |
Bowdoin
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From Jerusalem, also called "the city of" this king, Luke signing off |
David
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Jack: "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill me" |
A Few Good Men
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Generally it's the well-off who use this as a verb, meaning "to pass the time (in a certain place) from June to September" |
summer
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A maiden is chosen for a sacrifice, the title act of this 1913 ballet |
[Applause and cheers for Ryan's run of the category] (Alex: Hey, well done. You know your ballet and it paid off. And as a result, you're in a tie with Matt for the lead.)
The Rite of Spring
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From this northwestern city's Times: "Stone tools turned up at Snohomish County site" |
Seattle
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Seaside Sussex town where the pinball wizard played |
Brighton (England)
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