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2027: THE YEAR IN ENTERTAINMENT |
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Alcohol may have contributed to his leaving the army in the 1850s; he came back fighting in the 1860s |
Grant
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This author returns with "Harry Potter and the Nagging Back Injury", because why not make another billion? |
Rowling
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Until 1809 this legendary character was portrayed as tall & thin; Washington Irving made him jolly & stout |
Santa Claus
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By him in 1899, the Oedipus Complex |
Freud
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Number of representatives from Alaska in the U.S. house |
(Eric: What is three?)
one
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A move from coach to first class |
an upgrade
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He drove around his Texas ranch in a convertible & stopped to have the Secret Service refill his scotch & soda |
(Lyndon) Johnson
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Luke Perry returns as Dylan, now a jaded AARP rep, on the newest incarnation of this ZIP code show |
90210
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On Jan. 13, 1948 at the age of 78, he began his last fast, which lasted 5 days |
Gandhi
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By Newton--no, Leibniz--no, Newt--anyway, this branch of math |
calculus
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Number of toes on each front paw of most cats |
(Eric: What is four?) (Peter: What is three?) (Becky: What is two?) ... (Alex [holding up his hand]: [*], just like me. [*].)
five
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Jill, from Jack (for a moment) |
uphill
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What a career makeover! This "Simple Life" hotel heiress wins a Best Actress Oscar for "The English Patient 2" |
Paris Hilton
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Told that his obesity would be the death of him, this former governor of Arkansas lost 110 pounds |
(Eric: Who is Clinton?)
(Mike) Huckabee
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By Rutherford in 1919, this particle, 22 years after the electron |
the proton
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According to the International Astronomical Union, the number of planets in our solar system |
eight
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Breaking news from Seth Meyers |
Weekend Update
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The wine tab for this Virginian president for one year in office was $7,597 |
(Thomas) Jefferson
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She won an Oscar as the Queen in "Shakespeare in Love"; now she wins a Grammy for her CD of 50 Cent rap covers |
(Eric: Who is Blanchett?) (Peter: Who is Paltrow?)
Dame Judi Dench
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This one of the "Three Tenors" who died in 2007 had mobility problems due to his 350-pound frame |
Pavarotti
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By McCollum in 1913, this, which you need for healthy eyes |
vitamin A
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Decennoval refers to this number that's also the atomic number of potassium |
19
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Manhattan north of 59th street |
uptown
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This future president disgraced himself as Lincoln's VP with a drunken speech on inauguration day |
(Andrew) Johnson
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Pam Anderson's ex (at press time), this Motley Crue drummer is back on reality TV when he "Goes to Medical School!" |
Tommy Lee
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Actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers said, "I had to create this...strong, powerful (king) without being 6 feet 4 & 300 lbs," |
Henry VIII
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By an African trawler in 1938, this antediluvian fish |
coelacanth
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Number of U.S. states that begin with the letter I |
(Alex: Indiana, Illinois, Iowa and Idaho--) (Becky: Idaho.) (Alex: --add up to [*]. You're right. Go again.)
four
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St. Paul, from St. Louis |
upriver
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