| #9287, aired 2025-03-11 | FROM THE HEADLINES $200: October 25, 1929, Buffalo Evening News:
"Curious Throng" this street "as Crash Wipes Out Fortunes" Wall Street |
| #9287, aired 2025-03-11 | FROM THE HEADLINES $400: May 1915, The Taunton Courier:
This ship "torpedoed without warning... what will America do?" the Lusitania |
| #9287, aired 2025-03-11 | FROM THE HEADLINES $600: July 23, 1934, the Chicago Daily Tribune:
"Kill" this man "Here"--"2 women wounded as outlaw falls on Lincoln Ave." Dillinger |
| #9287, aired 2025-03-11 | FROM THE HEADLINES $800: December 28, 1989, The Statesman Journal:
"Troops attack" this Central American leader "with rock music" Noriega |
| #9287, aired 2025-03-11 | FROM THE HEADLINES $1000: 1954, The Rutland Herald:
"U.S. airlifting paratroops from France to" this Colonial region Indochina |
| #8914, aired 2023-07-13 | FROM THE HEADLINES $200: The Washington Post, November 10, 1989: "East Germany opens" this "and borders" the Berlin Wall |
| #8914, aired 2023-07-13 | FROM THE HEADLINES $400: The Tampa Tribune, May 24, 1934: this pair "die with hands clutching guns" Bonnie & Clyde |
| #8914, aired 2023-07-13 | FROM THE HEADLINES $600: The Oregonian, May 19, 1980: "Eruption decapitates" this peak Mount St. Helens |
| #8914, aired 2023-07-13 | FROM THE HEADLINES $800: This U.S. city's Free Press, November 7, 1973: "Young elected city's first Black mayor" Detroit |
| #8914, aired 2023-07-13 | FROM THE HEADLINES $1000: The San Francisco Chronicle, October 11, 1973: this man from Maryland "resigns" Spiro Agnew |
| #8647, aired 2022-05-24 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $200: These animals "Lose Their Jobs as Milk Prices Drop" cows |
| #8647, aired 2022-05-24 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $400: "Marijuana Issue Sent to" this "Committee", generally composed of members of both houses of a legislature joint committee |
| #8647, aired 2022-05-24 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $600: Hips don't lie, nor does this singer, who "says 'People Were Just Watching' & didn't help when wild boars robbed her in Barcelona" Shakira |
| #8647, aired 2022-05-24 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $800: "California" these birds "Are Very Rare, But 10% of Them Are Trashing" a house in Tehachapi condors |
| #8647, aired 2022-05-24 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $1000: "Thanks to a Glitch, Some Seattle Mazda Drivers Can't Tune Their Radios Away From" NPR, so at 7 A.M., it's this show or nothing Morning Edition |
| #7711, aired 2018-03-05 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $400: The Washington Herald, April 11, 1912:
"New Liner ____ on First Journey" the Titanic |
| #7711, aired 2018-03-05 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $800: The Helena Weekly Herald, July 20, 1876:
"Particulars of the Massacre of ____'s Command" Custer |
| #7711, aired 2018-03-05 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $1200: The Morgantown Monitor, May 20, 1863:
"Writ of ____ ____ Refused" habeas corpus |
| #7711, aired 2018-03-05 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $1600: The Morning Tulsa Daily World, August 4, 1921:
"Baseball Scorns Freed Black ____" Sox |
| #7711, aired 2018-03-05 | RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES $2000: The National Whig, May 19, 1847:
"For President in 1848, Major General ____ ____" Zachary Taylor |
| #6861, aired 2014-06-16 | HEADLINES FROM THE ONION $200: "It's Not Too Late To Reverse The Alarming Trend Of" this "Change, Scientists Who Know It's Too Late Announce" climate change |
| #6861, aired 2014-06-16 | HEADLINES FROM THE ONION $400: This NBA star "Unable To Enjoy MVP Knowing Boston Globe's Gary Washburn Didn't Vote For Him" LeBron James |
| #6861, aired 2014-06-16 | HEADLINES FROM THE ONION $600: "Obama Orders Reinvasion Of" this country "After Illuminating Trip Through Bush Presidential Library" Iraq |
| #6861, aired 2014-06-16 | HEADLINES FROM THE ONION $800: This government agency established in 1970 "Warns Americans Not To Breathe" the EPA |
| #6861, aired 2014-06-16 | HEADLINES FROM THE ONION $1000: This "Blood Meridian" author "Flaunts Sexy New Beach Body" Cormac McCarthy |
| #4842, aired 2005-10-04 | THE ONION HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2056 $600: "Refugees Row" this entire island "to Miami" Cuba |
| #4842, aired 2005-10-04 | THE ONION HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2056 $800: Boston rejoices as this team "Lose(s) In 50th Straight Pennant Race; Fans Blame 'Curse of Jeter'" the Yankees |
| #4842, aired 2005-10-04 | THE ONION HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2056 $1000: This country "Bombed Back into the Renaissance" Italy |
