Who is going to win the College Championship?
Oh, you're lookin' at 'im! I'm gonna win!
How did you prepare for the show?
Um, lots and lots of Wikipedia, and this past week, getting absolutely no sleep and eating a lotta Taco Bell, so, really no strategy at all.
Can you show us your school's song or cheer?
[Pumps fists while cheering and singing] "Bulldogs! Bulldogs! Bow wow wow! Eli Yale!"
What advice did you get from friends, family & professors?
Ah, don't screw up, or we won't let you back into the dorm room.
What will you do with your winnings?
I'd like to travel a lot with my winnings, ah, I'm going to Europe this summer--I'm actually working in Parliament in London; I need--I need money for that.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Oh, I'll still be livin' the life of luxury off this money. |
