2022-2023 Primetime Celebrity Jeopardy! semifinal game 1.
Jeopardy! Round responses
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(Ike: [Pointing to Simu] He's Canadian.) (IliZA!: Yeah, that's not fair.) (Ike: He's gonna know that.) (Simu: It was a Canadian-specific question.)
Scrabble
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[Ike delivers the response and the next-clue selection in a Donald Trump impression, eliciting chuckles from Mayim.] (IliZA!: [Holding up her signaling device] Is it working?)
Mar-a-Lago
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(IliZA!: Okay, it works.)
Amy Winehouse
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[Ike gave both listed responses.]
shabbat (or the sabbath)
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(IliZA!: What is 311?) (Mayim: No.) (IliZA!: Ugh. Okay. It's not working, but cool.)
988
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(IliZA!: What is a high-wire? What is a tightrope?) (Mayim: [*], yes.)
a tightrope walker
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(Ike: What is carotene? What is [*]?)
beta carotene
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(Ike: What are [*]?) ... (Simu: What do you mean, "What are [*]?") (Ike: [Collapsing] Oh, my God! That's not what I meant!) (Simu: What do you mean by that, Ike?) (Ike: You have to answer in the form of a question.) (Simu: What--okay. [To IliZA!] Did you hear him? I heard him.)
Filipinos
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Scores at the first commercial break (after clue 15):
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$2,400 |
$1,000 |
$300 |
Scores at the end of the Jeopardy! Round:
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$6,000 |
$1,400 |
$1,700 |
Double Jeopardy! Round responses
THE IN MEMORIAM SEGMENT 1922 |
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THE 7 WONDERS OF THE ANCIENT WORLD |
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[Soft "in memoriam" music plays over the clues in this category.]
Hawaii
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(Mayim: Do you know this dance?) (IliZA!: No! Is it like the Running Man?) (Mayim: Me neither. No, I don't, I was just asking.) (IliZA!: If I do it, do I get more money?)
Urkel
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(Simu: I used to buy--yeah, I used to buy all my audition clothes at a [*].)
Ross
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(Ike: [Accusingly, to IliZA!, upon her selection of the Daily Double] You were hunting. You were hunting.) (IliZA!: I got the vibe.) ... ((IliZA!: What?!)
Pikes Peak
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(Simu: What is a--what is a--what is a-a torch?) ... (Simu: Brain fart. Brain fart.) (IliZA!: I thought it was a sphinx.)
a lighthouse
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(Simu: Uh, What is Cayman?)
the Cook Islands
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(IliZA!: What are The Ten Commandments?)
Elizabeth Taylor
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(Ike: Who is King Henry VIII?) ... (IliZA!: [Selecting] Oh, boy. Uh, druuum. Druum.) (Mayim: Say again?)
King Richard III
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Scores at the Double Jeopardy! Round commercial break (after clue 15):
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$8,000 |
$2,400 |
$2,700 |
Scores at the end of the Double Jeopardy! Round:
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$12,200 |
$4,000 |
$3,900 |
Triple Jeopardy! Round
BRAIN SURGEON'S TERMINOLOGY |
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JOHNNY GILBERT SPEAKS THE MOVIE LINE |
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HISTORIC HISTORY OF YESTERDAY: A LOOK BACK |
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(IliZA!: What is the Duracell Rabbit?) ... (IliZA!: Duracell?) (Simu: Duracell Rabbit.) ((IliZA!: Am I from Mars?) (Simu: That was fine.) (IliZA!: Who has even said "Duracell" in the last decade? Like, how old am I?) (Simu: We're giving Duracell a lot of exposure, though.) (IliZA!: Can I get a bathrobe and some dentures?) (Simu: That's some free advertising right there.) (IliZA!: Oil?) [IliZA collapses on her lectern before raising her hand.] (Simu: Um, BRAIN SURGEON'S TERMINOLOGY for $900, please.) (IliZA!: [Rises] I need brain surgery.)
the Energizer Bunny
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(IliZA!: Okay. Now that I know what this is...)
a tutu
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(IliZA!: You told me to do it all. That was your sage advice. Be like the Duracell Rabbit and go for it.) ... (Simu: Who is Napoleon?)
Henry VIII
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(Simu: Naw, we're not doin'--we're not doin' the fortune favoring the bold. We're--we're gonna do--we're gonna do $400.) [Boos from the audience] (IliZA!: Look at how upset they are!) (Mayim: You've upset the audience!) (Ike: Has anyone ever been booed on Jeopardy!, ever?) (Simu: Now it's me. Now it's me.) ... (Simu: And now I know why I only bet $400.)
a red herring
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(IliZA!: It's the only gland anyone knows.) (Simu: That's really--I was putting all my eggs in that basket, for sure.) (Ike: That is the best gland. My favorite gland.)
the pituitary
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(IliZA!: What is A Streetcar Named Desire?) ... [IliZA! collapses on her lectern.] (Mayim: Come on, Iliza. Okay. You're okay.) (IliZA!: [Rising] I'm okay. We don't need a medic.)
On the Waterfront
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(Simu: That's me. I'm the guy that got that.)
the Pillsbury Doughboy
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(IliZA!: Also a sauce. Lest we forget the culinary arts.) (Ike: And a print.)
tartar
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Scores at the end of the Triple Jeopardy! Round:
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$20,300 |
$10,000 |
$11,300 |
[wagering suggestions for these scores]
Final Jeopardy! Round responses
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(Mayim: Having a midlife crisis or a break-up? First on the beach in San Francisco, moved to Nevada in 1991.) ... (IliZA!: At least I played the part of the white girl. And I was true to character. I'm just gonna go downstairs. [Mimes disappearing underneath lectern])Simu | What is Burning Man? ♡ YOU MOM!!! | $10,000 | IliZA! | What is Coachella | $11,300 | Ike | What is Burning Man? | $2,301 | Burning Man |
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Final scores:
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$22,601 |
$20,000 |
$0 |
Game dynamics:
Ike |
Simu |
IliZA! |
$19,400 |
$13,400 |
$11,500 |
Game tape date: 2022-09-11
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