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Part of the Ionian Sea, the Gulf of Corinth separates the Peloponnese from the central part of this nation |
Greece
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To help in anticipating the flooding of this river, the Egyptians created a 12-month calendar |
the Nile
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We're not in Springfield c. the '90s, so this 4-word directive meaning "relax" feels udderly outdated, man |
(Sondra: What is [*], man?)
don't have a cow
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That's Dr. African Giant Pouched Rat to you, as the critter is trained to detect this infectious lung disease that killed Doc Holliday |
(Ken: That rat can detect [**], yes.
tuberculosis (TB)
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After her "Bridesmaids" character learned an extra in a scene was single, this actress ad-libbed she'd "climb that like a tree" |
(Melissa) McCarthy
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No: This expert British murder solver, here portrayed by Angela Lansbury |
(Dargan: Who is Jessica Fletcher?) ... (Ken: She also played [*], right.)
Miss Marple
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An inlet of the Pacific, this other Gulf of Mexico bears the name of a U.S. state |
the Gulf of California
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Marine chronometers use springs to tick away time since this swinging device is disrupted by the movements of a ship |
(Ken: Yeah, you can't have [*] at sea.) [Dargan chuckles.]
a pendulum(s)
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This 2-word demand isn't calming, so save it for the kitchen, like if you want the volume of a sauce reduced via gentle boiling |
simmer down
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On April 17, 1961 1,500 CIA-trained exiles landed on the southern coast of this country; 1,100 were captured by April 19 |
(Ken: That's right, Bay of Pigs.)
Cuba
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A Variety headline: he "improvised so much on 'Mrs. Doubtfire' that 2 million feet of film was shot", with 972 boxes of outtakes |
Williams
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No: A.I. generated the TikTok image of this pig/human eventually killed by Tim Cheese |
(Ken: I didn't understand any of that--who is [*]?)
John Pork
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The northern part of this sea, the Gulf of Bothnia is almost blocked off from the rest of it by the Aland Islands of Finland |
the Baltic Sea
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Beginning in the 6th c. or earlier, the Chinese kept time by using this slow-burning odorous material, like sandalwood |
incense
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As the title of a 1972 Eagles song, this phrase is pretty innocuous; as an imperative to calm down, it may raise some hackles |
(Cindy: [Sighs] Oh...) (Ken: Cindy?) (Cindy: Mmm, what is "Hotel California"?)
"Take It Easy"
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In "The Hunger Games", Katniss' training included "Some advice. stay alive" from this guy; coach of the year, obviously |
Haymitch Abernathy
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"Jaws" isn't exactly a laugh riot, but this Roy Scheider improv reaction to seeing the shark for the first time sure was funny |
you're gonna need a bigger boat
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No, as the representation of the sea; yes, as a singer for The Monkees |
Davy Jones
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West of Hainan, this gulf gave its name to a resolution presented by LBJ to Congress in 1964 |
Tonkin
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Lord Kelvin was an early proposer of this kind of clock, citing the independent "time of vibration of a sodium particle" |
an atomic clock
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Word to the wise: Using this "frigid" 7-letter portmanteau during an argument to mean calm down is unlikely to have the intended effect |
chillax
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Laurence Tisch (at 20!), & Laura Lang, former CEO of Time Inc., got their business chops at this Pennsylvania school |
Wharton
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"The Princess Bride" saw Billy Crystal improv-ing about an MLT, a this, lettuce & tomato sandwich "where (the 'M') is nice & lean" |
mutton
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Yes, though he passed into folklore by traipsing along in a tin hat planting fruit trees |
Johnny Appleseed
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This Middle Eastern country's only sea access is through its 16 miles of coastline on the Gulf of Aqaba |
Jordan
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The 24-hour Shepherd Clock is set to this, named for a borough of London & adopted as the astronomical standard in 1925 |
(Cindy: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN $600.) (Ken: I will not, but that is the Daily Double, Cindy.)
Greenwich Mean Time
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Leave this phrase of 3 4-letter words in the '50s, when it may have originated in dialogue on TV's "Tom Corbett, Space Cadet" |
cool your jets
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We spy future chefs joining a different CIA--this school that began as the New Haven Restaurant Institute in 1946 |
the Culinary Institute of America
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Gotta have a Christopher Guest movie line, like Fred Willard's in this film: "He went after her like she was made outta ham" |
Best in Show
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No: this man for whom a summery gin & lemon juice cocktail is named |
Tom Collins
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