DATING PROFILES FROM THE ANIMAL KINGDOM |
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Female insect: Putting my long, green front legs together & asking God for a male who'll fight for me & I can later eat |
(TJ: That's sweet--what is [*]?) (Ken: It is sweet, yes.)
a praying mantis
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Way back in 1937 a weeklong "Fiesta" allowed San Franciscans to walk across this newly opened structure |
(Ken: TJ from San Francisco.) (TJ: Thank goodness--what is the, uh, [*]?)
Golden Gate Bridge
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To find someone guilty & someone in jail after being found guilty |
convict & convict
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Some squealing & grinding--must be time to replace the pads & rotors in these |
the brakes
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She got to keep her head in the bust seen here, but that wasn't the case when Parisians came at her on October 16, 1793 |
Marie Antoinette
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In 2023 Sabrina Ionescu set a WNBA single-season record by draining 128 of these |
(TJ: What are free throws?) (Ken: No.) (TJ: Hmmm.)
threes (three pointers)
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Heading upstream to my home river by Bristol Bay, Alaska for the summer; looking for a red-y mate to fertilize my 2,000 to 5,000 eggs |
(sockeye) salmon
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In the Catholic Church, Holy Week is celebrated between these 2 holidays |
Palm Sunday & Easter
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An electoral procedure to remove a public official & to remember |
recall & recall
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Dim lights, stalling, battery won't recharge--needs a new one of these electricity-generating components |
the alternator
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A civil war took up the first 4 years of her reign that began in 1474 but she won; never go in against a Castilian when death is on the line |
Isabella
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In the 1998 regular season, 39-year-old Minnesota Viking Gary Anderson went 35 for 35 & 59 for 59 on these 2 types of scoring |
(TJ: Uh, what are touchdowns and field goals?) ... (Ken: The extra point, yeah, because he's the kicker.)
field goals & extra points
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Dislikes: When my name is confused with the "Someone Like You" singer Likes: When my penguin partner gives me rocks |
(TJ: Uh, what is Adele's penguin?) ... (Chris: I will... hopefully BE HERE ALL WEEK for $1000.) [TJ chuckles.]
an Adélie penguin
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After marrying in 1969, this musical couple held weeklong bed-ins where they invited the press to their boudoir |
Lennon & Ono
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A political demonstration & to object |
protest & protest
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We need to recharge this system--& remember, we can't use Freon, which was banned in 2020 |
air conditioning
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In the 1890s the Queen of this got Pres. Cleveland to agree not to annex the land, but local guy Sanford Dole said coup's still on |
Hawaii
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This actress made the top 32 to make the Olympic archery tryouts in 1999 |
(TJ: Uh, speaking of Final Jeopardy!, YOU BEST NOT MISS for $600, please.) [Laughter]
Geena Davis
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Looking for what my "wandering" parents had: a mating ritual, raising a hatchling for a bit & then flying out to sea for years |
an (wandering) albatross
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WHO for short, this organization sponsors World Immunization Week to protect people from preventable disease |
the World Health Organization
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To make & vegetables |
produce & produce
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Misfires, rough idling, poor acceleration... time to replace these ceramic & metal parts that screw into the cylinders |
(TJ: Oh, golly, I wish I hadn't done that--uh... what are firing caps?) ... (Ken: Josh, we're gonna stick with the car?) (Josh: Yeah, $600.) [TJ laughs.] (Ken: All right.)
spark plugs
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Oops, this royal missed! Already imprisoned, she plotted to kill Elizabeth I, but Liz found out in 1586 & was so not thrilled |
Mary, Queen of Scots
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In 2025 this Great 8 had some career goals, Russian around & breaking Wayne Gretzky's NHL scoring record with No. 895 |
Ovechkin
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Female bottom-dwelling fish with a bountiful glowing lure seeking an arrangement with a male to parasitize off my largesse |
an anglerfish
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If you're free the week before Labor Day, head to this colorful desert in Nevada for the trippy Burning Man festival |
Black Rock
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To bring together & a harvesting machine |
combine & combine
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Yikes, it needs this "job" named for the cylinder head parts that have to be reconditioned--a new engine might be cheaper |
(TJ: Uh, what are--what is a piston job?)
a valve job
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Determined to keep the gig, Cleopatra took care of biz; this ruler XIII, Cleo's bro, got dead in the Nile & Cleo wed this bro the XIV |
Ptolemy
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Reacting to winning the U.S. Open by 1 in this sport in 2012, Hall of Famer Pete Weber yelled, "Who do you think you are?! I am!" |
(Josh: What is golf?) (TJ: What is tennis?) ... (Ken: That confusing call came from Pete Weber in [*].) ... (TJ: Oh, that's amazing.)
bowling
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