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1924, in Plains, Georgia |
Jimmy Carter
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An adult one of these can go from 0 to 60 in three seconds in about three strides; I'm gonna name him Lambo |
a cheetah
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Yes, Steve Urkel--your ineptitude is clearly to blame for the awkward &/or chaotic situation |
Did I do that?
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They're what the count counts during a baseball at bat |
(Kiley: What are... pitches?)
balls & strikes
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This character lands a great new job as Al Pacino's butt double |
Joey
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You, if you're specifically about 45 to 65 years old, like gen Xers today |
middle-aged
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1917, in Brookline, Massachusetts |
JFK
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This salmon species that can be more than 10 times the weight of a coho swims 2,000 miles up the Yukon to spawn |
chinook
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Nothing--I'm not interested in performing tasks in exchange for ice cream; love the polar bear logo, though! |
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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From 1994 through 2024, Sam Waterston appeared on 405 episodes of this series |
Law & Order
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Ross gets a pet one of these named Marcel |
a monkey
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Insincere or deceitful, or a physical feature of Janus |
(Ken: Janus--Janice.) [Laughter] (Janis: What is [*]?)
two-faced
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1913, in Yorba Linda, California |
Nixon
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Bred to rout vermin in Scotland, this of terrier is known for its loyalty & snuggle capacity |
a Cairn Terrier
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One solution would be to get her a job as a governess in Salzburg--frankly it would be better for all of us if she left the abbey |
(Ken: Yes, The Sound of Music.)
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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"First Impressions" was an early title of this 1813 novel but that got taken, so the author went with a couple of attitudes instead |
(Kiley: [Sighs]) (Ken: Kiley? Nothing?) (Kiley: Sorry.)
Pride and Prejudice
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Gunther, who has a crush on Rachel, works at this coffee house where she also gets a job |
the Central Perk
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Often seen in children, it's the avian term for a condition in which the feet turn inward |
pigeon-toed
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1874, in West Branch, Iowa |
Hoover
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Sharing its name with a gator cousin, this lizard has strong choppers, spitting out the broken shells of the turtles it eats |
(Janis: What's crocodile?)
the caiman lizard
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Your question raises an important point, Michael Bolton--many couples find sexual intimacy impossible without emotional connection |
(Kiley: What is "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"?) ... (Ken: Different Michael Bolton song--[*].)
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
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You can grab some Arabica or Earl Grey at this chain founded in 1963, & yes, we need the full name |
(Kiley: What is Starbucks?) (Ken: No.) (Kiley: Coffee Company?)
the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
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Paul Rudd played Mike Hannigan, the love interest & eventual husband of this character |
Phoebe Buffay
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Quality of Kevlar vests & some glass |
bulletproof
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1808, in Raleigh, North Carolina |
Andrew Johnson
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Found in the Mediterranean & now modeling for us, this eel is scaleless & carnivorous |
a conger eel
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Not me, Mr. Albee--in fact, I'm a big fan of her work; my book club wasn't at all intimidated by "The Waves" |
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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This phrase meaning related to spy business is thought to have come from the French "de cape et d'épée" |
cloak and dagger
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To get away from this crazy ex-girlfriend, Chandler pretends to be moving to Yemen |
Janice
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Tweak an Emerson title to get this adjective meaning you can do things & make decisions all by your lonesome |
(Kiley: What is self-reliance? [*]!) (Ken: Yes, you changed your response in time; we needed the adjective.)
self-reliant
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