THIS DAY IN WORLD HISTORY |
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FAIRY TALE ELEVATOR PITCHES |
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FILMS TURNING THE BIG FOUR-OH |
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HUMAN BODY CLASSIFIED ADS |
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January 9, 1863: London opens the world's first underground railway, now commonly known as this |
the Tube
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"A naive girl has a bad day after she fails to notice that her grandmother is actually a hungry wolf" |
"Little Red Riding Hood" ("Red Riding Hood" accepted)
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For a real buzzkill, check out the 2017 study titled "Bacterial Transfer Associated with Blowing Out Candles on" one of these |
a birthday cake
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Al Pacino permanently damaged his nasal passages from snorting so much fake cocaine in this crime drama |
(Cedric: Is that 40 years old?) (Ken: Man. It's a good category to make us feel old, right?) (Heather: I'm not even 40, so...) (Ken: [Laughs] Heather has an alibi for not seeing [*].)
Scarface
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If you touch the metal edge of the cavity, you'll set off the buzzer & make Sam's nose light up! |
(Heather: What is--uh--doctor--the doctor game?) (Ken: Yeah, no. That's... that's not what it's called, Heather.) [Laughter] (Heather: [*]! What is [*]?! Oh, I just--) ... (Ken: With an assist from Heather, that's right.) (Cedric: [Chuckling] What is the doctor game?) (Heather: I'm sorr--you're welcome. You're welcome on that one.) (Ken: I think the doctor game is usually something else.) [Laughter]
Operation
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Available for immediate occupancy: pair of respiratory organs; lobes & alveoli included; perfect oxygen "starter home" |
lungs
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October 4, 1957: The Soviet Union launches this beach-ball-sized satellite into orbit, kicking off the Space Race |
Sputnik
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"A kid trades his cow for some magic beans & before you know it, a huge vine grows up to the clouds where an angry giant lives" |
"Jack and the Beanstalk"
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Though no one on "Friends" knew what his job was, this character's first name suggests he could have been a candlemaker |
Chandler (Bing)
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Three Stephen King novels made it to the big screen in 1983: "The Dead Zone", "Christine", & this film about a rabid St. Bernard |
Cujo
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On one foot, jump through the squares, skipping the square with the marker in it |
hopscotch
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Longest bone in body seeks calcium supply for osteoporosis prevention; no "thigh gap" fetishists please |
the femur
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February 22, 1997: Scientists in Scotland introduce the first clone of an adult mammal, a sheep named after this country singer |
(Cynthia: Who is Dolly?) (Ken: More specific?)
Dolly Parton
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"Lost & hungry, two siblings stumble upon a house made of gingerbread but the owner is a lunatic who wants to eat them" |
"Hansel and Gretel"
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According to the national candle association, a well-made candle burned properly will produce virtually none of this |
smoke
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In "A Christmas Story", Ralphie says the "Queen Mother of dirty words" but this other "F" word is swapped in to keep it clean |
(Ken: I'm glad none of you guessed wildly. That could've been awkward.) (Heather: Yeah, yeah.) (Cedric: Yeah, I couldn't think of one clean word for the "F" word.)
fudge
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Blocks may be tapped or knocked in order to find a loose one that is safe to move |
(Ken: Or, as Heather calls it, the blocks game.) [Laughter] (Heather: Wha--why you gotta be so--play so dirty on me? Okay. All right.)
Jenga
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Vestigial organ seeks purpose; currently unhoused following abrupt removal from lower right abdomen |
appendix
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November 17, 1869: After ten years of grueling construction, this country officially opens the Suez Canal |
(Heather: What is Panama?) (Ken: No.) (Heather: Who is--oh, God.) (Cynthia: Who is--what is England?) (Ken: I'm sorry, no.) (Cynthia: [*].)
Egypt
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"A vain leader is swindled by con men who claim to make beautiful garments that are invisible to the unwise or incompetent" |
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
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Procter & Gamble ceased candle production in 1920, one of many candle casualties following the rise of this invention |
(Ken: [**] canceled candles.)
the light bulb (the electric light)
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Thanks to the Griswolds' pea-green Family Truckster, sales of these plummeted after the release of "Vacation" |
(Cedric: T-whah. Uh. What i--what is... uh...) (Ken: You're out of time, I'm afraid.)
a station wagon
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Any bag which comes to rest anywhere on top of the board is worth 1 point |
cornhole
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Butterfly-shaped gland seeks iodine for critical hormone production in goiter-free work environment |
(Ken: Yes, this is your category.) (Heather: Thank you.)
the thyroid
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April 21, 1918: World War I flying ace Manfred von Richthofen, best known by this nickname, is shot down & killed |
the Red Baron
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"A talking cat requests proper footwear before playing a deceitful game to get himself & his owner ahead in life" |
"Puss in Boots"
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Now discontinued, this New England company's "Man Candle" collection included scents like "2x4" & "Riding Mower" |
Yankee Candle
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Meryl Streep & Nora Ephron first worked together on this film about a nuclear facility whistleblower |
Silkwood
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Be the first player to go from "onesies" to "tensies" & you win the game |
(Ken: I guess nobody plays [*] anymore.) (All contestants: No, no.)
jacks
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Sticky, yellow-green digestive fluid seeks transit from liver to gall bladder; proficient in fat digestion |
bile
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