THE REALLY OLD COLLEGE TRY |
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In 1638 the first class was in at this university, which consisted of 1 master in a single frame house & a college "yahd" |
Harvard
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Mitch Hedberg: "I like" this grain. It "is great when you're hungry & you want 2,000 of something" |
rice
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She was in Kenya when she learned she had become queen on February 6, 1952 |
Queen Elizabeth II
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Also a fireplace implement |
poker
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Created by Bill Watterson, this comic strip kid says of class bully Moe, "Never argue with a 6-year-old who shaves" |
(Pasquale: Who is [*] and Hobbes?) (Ken: It is [*], yes.)
Calvin
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"Fight" this "with fire" |
fire
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This university was formed around 1209 by people fleeing "town & gown" tensions in Oxford |
Cambridge University
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This "Price is Right" host: "Hate your job? There's a support group for that--it's called everybody. They meet at a bar" |
(Drew) Carey
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An Asian prime minister for 15 years, she was called "Indu" for short |
Indira Gandhi
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A war vessel of the most heavily armed class |
battleship
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Line that precedes "they simply fade away" in a British army song |
(Pasquale: What is old soldiers don't die?)
old soldiers never die
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An American proverb says, "Money begets" this |
(Leah: What is wealth?) (Pasquale: What are problems?) (Ken: True, but not right, so no.) [Laughter] ... (Ken: It's even stupider than wealth or more problems; [*] begets [*].)
money
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Around 1257 the apparently unbashful theologian Robert de Sorbon founded the Sorbonne at the Univ. of this |
Paris
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A. Whitney Brown: "I'm a" this "not because I love animals, but because I hate plants" |
(Pasquale: What is a... carnivore?)
a vegetarian
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In 1767 this "Great" empress called a commission on legal reform |
Catherine the Great
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A hand weapon made of leather-covered metal |
blackjack
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"He that fights and runs away may" these 5 words "but he that is in battle slain will never rise to fight again" |
[Ken misreads "runs" as "run".]
live to fight another day
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You'll find things are in order with "a place for" this "and everything in its place" |
place for everything
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Franz Joseph inaugurated the new main building of the university of this capital, the oldest university in the German-speaking world |
the University of Vienna
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The irreplaceable Robin Williams said, "To a 3-year-old" this guy "is a 6-foot rat!" |
Mickey Mouse
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In 1993, True Path Party leader Tansu Ciller became the first female prime minister of this large Muslim country |
(Isaac: What is... Indonesia?)
Turkey
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To overwhelm with wonder |
to boggle
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In his "Ballad of East and West", this Brit wrote, "East is east, and west is west, and never the twain shall meet" |
Rudyard Kipling
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"Nothing" does this "like success" |
(Pasquale: What is breed success?) ... (Ken: I think you three are not stupid enough for this category--nothing [*] like success.)
succeeds
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I come to wive it wealthily at the university of this, founded in 1222 by ex-University of Bologna students |
(Leah: What is... Windsor?) ... (Ken: It's a Shakespeare reference, the University of [*].)
Padua
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On "Between Two Ferns", this actor asked Ben Stiller, "Do you wish... you had ever followed your parents into comedy?" |
Galifianakis
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An exotic Dutch dancer & courtesan, she was executed by the French in 1917 on charges of spying for the Germans |
Mata Hari
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The art of negotiation between nations |
diplomacy
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Shelley said of this, "Hail to thee, blithe spirit! Bird thou never wert"; Wordsworth said they "soar, but never roam" |
(Ken: That's from "To a [*]".)
skylark
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We're due for this proverb: "Give credit where credit is" this |
(Isaac: What is give credit where credit is [*]?)
due
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