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HMU: Yo, yo, yo, I am duly intrigued by your request to meet in the future, please contact again when ready |
hit me up
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Spain shares its longest land border with this country |
(IliZA!: What is France?)
Portugal
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As Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler was stunned to meet Michelle Obama on this sitcom & timidly asked for a high five |
Parks and Rec
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Freight carried by a ship or other vehicle |
cargo
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Funny story... Thor used Mjollnir, this type of weapon, to slaughter a giant named Thrym, who had stolen it; well, maybe funny to Thor |
a hammer
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ICYMI: You clearly have been living under some sort of rock, so let me catch you up on this tantalizing factoid |
(IliZA!: I have the first four letters. I'm not answering.) (Mayim: What is [*]? I literally think you've texted me that--) (IliZA!: I know.) (Mayim: --in our life together!) (IliZA!: OMG. I thought it was, like, "I changed your mind... Iliza.")
in case you missed it
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This lake on the U.S.-Canadian border is the largest body of fresh water in the world |
(Reggie: What is Lake Victoria?) (IliZA!: I know this is wrong. What is Lake Louise?) (Eddie: What is Lake Michigan?)
Lake Superior
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On "Living with Yourself", Paul Rudd sees this former Patriots quarterback, perhaps a clone? |
Tom Brady
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A symbol that represents a company or an organization |
a logo
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The son of Mercury & Venus, this li'l love god ended up falling for & marrying Psyche |
Cupid
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(Austin pours & garnishes a red cocktail in a Martini glass.) I really do tend bar at the Gaf East on 2nd Ave. in New York City, where of course we serve this classic geographically named cocktail made with vermouth & American whiskey |
(Reggie: It's actually "What is Doctor [*]?"--whatever.)
a Manhattan
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FTFY: My good friend, you have erred in what you wrote, but I am gracious & have deigned to correct your mistake |
(IliZA!: What is for the future you?)
fixed that for you
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Cancun is on this peninsula that shares its name with a state of Mexico |
(Reggie: What is Baha?) (Mayim: No.) (Reggie: Damn it, I knew it!) ... (Eddie: It's close to Vegas.)
the Yucatán
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James Earl Jones & Old Sheldon did a ding dong dash on this sitcom; Carrie Fisher was not amused |
(IliZA!: Would we have stopped being friends if I got that wrong?) (Mayim: No!) ... (Mayim: ...Well, maybe.)
Big Bang Theory
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Music for this South American ballroom favorite is heard |
the tango
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From Greek for "the unseen", he ruled way downtown & had a 3-headed doggie named Cerberus who ate anyone that tried to leave |
Hades
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IANAL: My skills do not reside in the courtroom, yet I feel the need to tell you of the possibly criminal error of your ways |
I am not a lawyer
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Known for its extinct (maybe not for long) tiger, this island state is Australia's smallest |
(IliZA!: What is... the... Australian... what is [*]n tiger? No, that's a different country. What is Canberra tiger.)
Tasmania
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Bill Murray dresses up like the undead to "blend in" in this 2009 film; Woody Harrelson admits that he's a big fan |
(Eddie: What is Weekend at Bernie's?) ... (Reggie: Ugh! God, I know this movie!) (IliZA!: Yeah.)
Zombieland
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A wild canine from Down Under |
dingo
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Prometheus had the bright idea to steal this from the gods & give it to man; the gods had Pro's liver eaten by an eagle on the reg |
fire
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(Austin has a clear drink in a glass at his bar.) I'm a bartender, not a fancy-schmancy mixologist; I like pouring beer, whiskey & drinks with their ingredients in their names, like this classic combo juniper-berry liquor & carbonated water infused with quinine |
(IliZA!: What is gin?)
a gin and tonic
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CMV: I believe one thing but am open to your perspective, so now is your chance to explain to me my error |
(IliZA!: Do I lose money 'cause I didn't answer? No, that's not--) (Mayim: No.) (IliZA!: Okay, great.)
change my view
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Still active but quiet since the 1940s, it buried the city of Pompeii in 79 A.D. |
(Mount) Vesuvius
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In "Expendables 3" this Austrian pops in, shoots a few baddies & says, "Let's get to the chopper" |
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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A color between blue & violet |
indigo
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Competing with Athena to create the most useful gift for man, this god of the sea hit a stone with his trident & created the horse |
(Reggie: Uh, Cosnar Finalutch.)
Poseidon
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(Austin holds a small glass at his bar.) I don't mind you bending my ear like Joe the bartender in a Sinatra classic, & I'll make this title drink, but it's 2022 & I'm not gonna pour you "one more for the road" |
(IliZA!: What?) (Reggie: What?) (Eddie: Austin drinkin' some funky stuff.) (Reggie: Yeah, Austin weird, man.)
One for My Baby
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