SCARY EVERYDAY HALLOWEEN STORIES |
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PRESIDENTS WHO WEREN'T BORN IN THE UNITED STATES |
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I dropped the summons, terrified. I was over 18. I had no undue hardship. Military duty? None! Doomed, I, for this 2-word civic task! |
[NOTE: Eerie music plays and Mayim reads each clue in the category with dramatic flair.]
jury duty
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191 Peachtree Tower |
Atlanta
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In boxing this rhyming 2-word bit of downtown illegality is frowned upon for good reason |
a low blow
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I cannot tell a lie: Virginia was still a British colony when he was born there in 1732 |
George Washington
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Kick off your flip-flops & relax by the ocean in this, seen here |
a beach chair
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Planting tall trees on the east & west sides of your house can cut your costs for this summer need by 25% |
air conditioning
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I adjusted vertical & horizontal router antennas! Hit reset for 30 secs.! Called my ISP! Why?! Why was this rhyming necessity... dead?! |
[NOTE: Dissonant music plays.]
wi-fi
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One Liberty Place on Market Street |
Philadelphia
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If you get 2 of these warnings as a player in a soccer game, you are no longer a player in a soccer game |
a yellow card
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Braintree was still Britville when he was born there in 1767 |
(Tyler: Who is John Adams?) (Wren: Who is Thomas Jefferson?) (Emily: Who is James Madison?)
John Quincy Adams
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Steinway says it makes the gold standard of this type of musical instrument |
a grand piano
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A row of trees that have been pleached is sometimes called this type of green boundary on stilts |
a hedge
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The witch hissed, "May all that's e'er left in your fridge be the 2 bread loaf ends, be they called butt, nub or this 4-letter foot part!" |
[NOTE: Cackling and bubbling is heard.]
heel
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In hoops, when an offensive player runs into a foe who has established position, this foul is called |
charging
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He was born a British subject in Virginia in 1751; how dare they burn his pretty White House! |
(Emily: I think this is who is James Monroe?)
James Madison
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It might have been Rezin, brother of Texas revolution hero Jim, who invented this type of blade |
Bowie knife
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A low-maintenance option is roses that just keep flowering without needing to be cut back, called this feature, just like some ovens |
self-cleaning
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...& the mechanic said, "The planetary gearset in this car part is shot. It's gonna be $1,700... before labor!" |
[NOTE: Tense classical music plays.]
transmission
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709 feet tall with nearly 1,400 rooms: the Ocean Casino Resort |
Atlantic City
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Lumberjacks wailed in 2016 when the NFL made this thigh-or-lower block illegal on run plays as well as pass |
a chop block
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He wasn't "Old" in 1767, when he fell from the tree in the backwoods of the Carolina colonies |
Andrew Jackson
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Wrongdoers sometimes leave this series of documents that gets them tracked & caught |
a paper trail
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A guideline with a pond for these ornamental carp of the genus Cyprinus is 33 gallons of water per 1 inch of fish |
koi
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My little sis racked up $900 in these "tiny" charges playing Candy Crush, said to have made $1.5 billion on them in 2018 |
[NOTE: Children laugh.]
microtransactions
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Formerly the headquarters of Enron, 1400 Smith Street |
(Wren: What is Dallas?)
Houston
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Don't step over the 3/8-to-1-inch-wide foul line that's 60 feet away from the nearest target in this sport |
bowling
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He was born in the colony of Virginia February 9, 1773, 68 years before his very brief presidency |
William Harrison
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For the Day of the Dead, the soul of the departed is represented by this--calavera de azĂșcar in Spanish |
a sugar skull
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This material, meaning "rocks that came straight from where they were found" makes a rustic-looking wall |
fieldstone
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