HISTORY ACCORDING TO HERODOTUS |
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REAL REVIEWS OF THE NOVEL |
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The ancient "Father of History" aka "Father of Lies", Herodotus said in India, ants bigger than foxes dig for this precious metal |
gold
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Its author shouldn't "waste his strength on such purposeless and unequal doings as these rambling volumes about spermaceti whales" |
Moby-Dick
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Mirrorball Trophy |
Dancing with the Stars
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"Without further" this... it means hubbub! |
ado
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This 1848 writing team popularized the word bourgeoisie for the middle class that controlled the means of production |
Marx & Engels
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Harvard professor Charles Eliot Norton thought the curve, an innovation of his time in this sport, was cheating |
baseball
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Herodotus wrote that this ancient capital on the Euphrates was so big it had 100 gates (it had 8) |
(Matt: What is Baghdad?)
Babylon
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H.L. Mencken: The "clown Fitzgerald rushes to his death in nine short chapters... this story is obviously unimportant" |
(Katie: Mencken was harsh.) [Laughter]
The Great Gatsby
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"Outplay", "Outlast" |
Survivor
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A promenade by the beach, or a fancy Monopoly property |
a boardwalk
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This French word for "small" is used of small businessmen, civil servants & others aspiring to be haut-bourgeois |
petite
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With readings taken at Mauna Loa Observatory, the Keeling Curve shows the buildup of this gas in the atmosphere |
carbon dioxide
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Skeptical for once, Herodotus doubted the accuracy of this poem, questioning why Greeks would fight for so long over one woman |
the Iliad
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"Characterization in general is weak... nor is the commander strongly drawn. Again, the aunts are best... it lacks imagination" |
(Justin: What is The Joy Luck Club?)
The Handmaid's Tale
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Brainiacs, Bazinga! |
The Big Bang Theory
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Keats' "To Autumn" is one |
an ode
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An essential part of the 19th century German decor called biedermeier was one of these, ein klavier |
a piano
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In this curve with a musical instrument in its name, a "C" grade is typically the center of the distribution |
the bell curve
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Many historians doubt that Herodotus visited Egypt, but he still gave a detailed description of this embalming process |
mummification
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Oh, Heathcliff! "The only consolation which we have in reflecting upon" this Bronte work "is that it will never be generally read" |
Wuthering Heights
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Piper, prison |
Orange Is the New Black
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Exodus mentions "the children of Israel, whom the Egyptians keep in" this, meaning captivity |
bondage
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This relaxing residence is a common bourgeois possession; the film "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie" is set in one |
a chateau (country home)
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Many roadways in America have a curve known by this morbid name as in the 1964 song; the California one seen here is no longer used |
a dead man's curve
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Herodotus claimed that only 192 Greeks were killed but 6,400 of these invading foes died at the Battle of Marathon... hmmm |
the Persians
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"The trial and the melodramatic conclusion" of this "seem contrived. But (the) insight into Southern mores is impressive" |
(Katie: Yes, you should know that as a teacher.) [Laughter]
To Kill a Mockingbird
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Sweathogs, school |
Welcome Back, Kotter
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It's a French dialect of Louisiana, ma chere |
Acadian
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David Brooks dubbed those who combine nice possessions & hippie values "Bobos", short for bourgeois these |
Bohemians
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"P" is for this type of curve, which lends its name to a type of mirror or antenna |
parabolic
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