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A THURBER CARNIVAL OF QUOTATIONS |
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YEAH, WE SAW IT ON THE INTERNET |
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Farrah Fawcett passed away & pilot Sully Sullenberger made a miracle landing on the Hudson |
2009
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It's a statement of how much you owe |
bill
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Humorist James Thurber ended a fable with the moral "A word to" these "is not sufficient if it doesn't make any sense" |
the wise
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The 2006 pilot for this sitcom was Penny-less; the nerdy heroes took in Katie, a street-smart beautician |
The Big Bang Theory
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In November 2017 this tech mogul's net worth passed $100 billion |
Bezos
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On damnyouautothis.com: "Do you think Leonardo diva person will win an Oscar...Leonardo fixation...Lombardo DiCaprio" |
correct
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The U.S. Constitution went into effect & the new Congress met for the first time |
1789
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In a familiar phrase the spoils belong to this guy |
victor
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A cartoon caption: "Well, if I called" this, "why did you answer the phone?" |
a wrong number
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Filming 1990's "Days of Thunder", sparks flew for Tom Cruise & this future wife, playing Cole Trickle & Dr. Claire Lewicki |
Nicole Kidman
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One of the soldiers who captured this Confederate president in May 1865 taunted him, "Well, Jeffy, how do you feel now?" |
(Jefferson) Davis
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Get the sensation when you click on the York peppermint patty link at this Pennsylvania-based company's site |
Hershey
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Communist leaders fell all over Europe, including Todor Zhivkov of Bulgaria after 35 years of rule |
1989
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When this 3-letter word follows "down", the phrase means "know perfectly"; before "down", it's a synonym for frisk |
pat
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From a short story, "Are you scraping around the bottom of the pickle barrel Are you sitting in" this "seat?" |
catbird
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The cry of the red-tailed hawk, heard here, is often dubbed in by movie sound designers for that of this majestic bird |
a bald eagle
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In 1971 Jeff Johnson's literal dream about this goddess of victory led to his company taking her name |
Nike
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On YouTube, a little girl asks for help after trying this Japanese version of horseradish for the first time |
wasabi
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A year before the Pilgrims even landed, a Thanksgiving of sorts was held by newly arrived settlers to Virginia |
1619
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It's the type of haircut seen here |
a bob
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"Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy" this |
desperation
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Bob Odenkirk went through training at this mall eatery to prepare for "Better Call Saul" |
Cinnabon
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The Heffley family is snowed in during "Cabin Fever", a continuation of this literary series by Jeff Kinney |
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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A dialysis section at the site for the AKF, or American this Fund, recommends a diet limiting potassium & sodium |
kidney
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The Second Boer War began & Scott Joplin's "Maple Leaf Rag" was published |
1899
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If you lower someone's high opinion of himself, you take him down one of these, a wooden fastener |
a peg
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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and" this |
dead
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The doc "Hearts of Darkness" has extended footage of Martin Sheen's unscripted hotel room breakdown from this film |
Apocalypse Now
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Balloons & basketballs are part of the art of this Jeff whose sculptures have sold for over $50 million |
Jeff Koons
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In 2015 Funny or Die had a picture of a storefront sign of this tech chain; many letters were fritzed out but "adioS" remained |
Radio Shack
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