HORRIFYINGLY REAL MOTHER GOOSE |
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3 mice. Sightless. Scared. & this lady "cut off their tails with a carving knife"; did you ever see such a sight in your life? |
(Eric: Who are the three blind mice?) ... (Alex: Yes, she's the one who cut off their tails.)
the farmer's wife
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This word for a fancy private sailing ship comes from the Dutch for "to hunt" |
a yacht
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The drainage basin of this river covers nearly 1.25 million square miles |
the Mississippi
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From the Latin for "hair", these hairlike tubes connect arteries & veins & carry blood deep into tissues |
capillaries
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In "Parents Just Don't Understand" he & D.J. Jazzy Jeff pleaded, "Mom, please put back the bell-bottom 'Brady Bunch' trousers" |
the Fresh Prince
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This "Roaring" decade produced the poem "The Wild Party" |
the '20s
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He "broke his crown", but Old Dame Dob just "patched his nob with vinegar and brown paper" |
Jack
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The Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas offers rides in an authentic one of these Venetian canal boats |
a gondola
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If you see an envelope that says "To: Alex T. From: Poopsie", Alex T. is this (& I'd like it back) |
(Eric: What's a doffelganger?)
the addressee
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Of phlebitis, esophagitis or otitis, what you'd most likely take Prevacid for |
esophagitis
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Sadly, this singer "lost on 'Jeopardy!'" |
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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"Dirty", until the first synthetic household detergent came along |
the '30s
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So ends the tail! She found her sheep "indeed, but it made her heart bleed, for they'd left all their tails behind 'em" |
Little Bo Peep
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An accountant |
a bookkeeper
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In 1978 Janet Parker, a worker at Birmingham Medical School, became the last person to die of this disease |
(Alex: That's the disease, pretty well irradicated all around the world.)
smallpox
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Nickelback sang, "I want a brand new house on an episode of" this MTV show that toured celeb homes |
Cribs
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"Swinging" with Britain's Profumo Affair |
the '60s
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"Died on Saturday, buried on Sunday, this is the end of" this guy; 'night, kids! Sweet dreams! |
Solomon Grundy
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The title of the movie "Das Boot" refers to dis type of boat |
a submarine (or U-boat)
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In 1540 Hernando De Soto camped in the area of what's now this state capital |
Tallahassee
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Used in biofeedback, an electromygraph is an instrument that records the electrical impulses emitted by these |
muscles
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Prince: "You don't have to watch 'Dynasty' to have an attitude" in this song; now I just want your extra time & your... |
Kiss
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"Go-go", as the USSR launched Mir |
(Eric: What are the '90s?)
the '80s
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It was post-pie revenge later in this rhyme when "down came a blackbird and snapped off" a maid's nose! |
(Eric: Who is Little Jack Horner?)
"Sing A Song Of Sixpence"
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Seen here, this 11-letter feature tells you the kind of boat the American Queen is |
[less than a minute now]
a paddlewheel
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Vociferous is part of the scientific name of this bird that may repeat its signature call 400 times without stopping |
(Patrick: What is the corcobara?)
the whippoorwill
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Linked to serious birth defects after its introduction in 1958, this sedative is now effectively used to treat leprosy |
thalidomide
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In 1975 he vowed, "& I'll jump & hey, I may even show 'em my handstand, because I'm on, ...the 'American Bandstand'" |
Barry Manilow
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"Naughty", with Aubrey Beardsley's shocking "Salome" illustrations |
(Helen: What are the naughts?) (Eric: What are the aughts?)
the 1890s
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