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STATES' MOST POPULOUS CITIES |
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"'OK, Ishmael, scrunch down so the whole Pequod crew is in the painting! Talk about a catch of the day!"' |
Moby-Dick
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Beijing has ordered a fleet of 82-foot, 300-passenger these, divided into not 2 but 3 parts by accordion-type joints |
buses
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This show featured Jack Bauer, on-screen clocks & dialogue like "Where's the bomb?! Don't make me ask you again!" |
24
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"Ars Gratia Artis" (art for art's sake) is the motto of this film company usually known by 3 letters |
MGM
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Kansas: population about 384,000 |
(Joan: What is Ka--Kansas City?) (Kristin: What is Topeka?)
Wichita
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It's a symbol of wisdom & knowledge |
an owl (in knowledge)
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"He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother. Wait, 2+2 wasn't 5! B.B. could kiss his tush!" |
[Alex reads "B.B." as "Big Brother".]
Nineteen Eighty-Four
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An aircraft carrier is named for this North Carolina town where history was made in 1903 |
Kitty Hawk
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Bryan Cranston wasn't cooking meth yet; he was still playing dad to this title kid "in the Middle" |
Malcolm
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"Altius" in the Olympic motto means this |
higher
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Missouri: population about 463,000 |
(Alex: Now is the time for that one, yes.) (Joan: Yay.)
Kansas City
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If you've been humiliated into eating this bird, don't microwave it |
crow (in microwave)
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"McMurphy smiled. 'Doc hated the nurse, too. He faked the operation. I'm OK!"' |
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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In 1908, one year after incorporation, this U.S. company set a record with its motorcycle that got 188 mpg |
Harley-Davidson
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In 2003 Madonna guested on the "Dolls and Dolls" episode of this Debra Messing sitcom |
Will & Grace
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The motto of this U.S. territory is "Where America's Day Begins" |
Guam
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North Dakota: about 107,000 |
Fargo
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You'll find this old bird scooting along a marsh |
a coot (in scooting)
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"Wow, Carton! That 'I see the lives for which I lay down my life' speech was freakin' awesome! You can go. The execution's off!" |
A Tale of Two Cities
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In 1987 this patriotic yacht won back the America's Cup 4 years after the United States had lost it for the first time |
the Stars & Stripes
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This comedienne played boutique hotel owner Mavis Rae (briefly) before she got a new "View" of life |
Whoopi Goldberg
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In "Dead Poets Society", Robin Williams rhymes "gather ye rosebuds while ye may" with this similar motto |
"seize the day"
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Delaware: about 71,000 |
Wilmington
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This ill bird had to be treated intravenously |
a raven (in intravenously)
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"Charles pointed to the letter. It was arsenic... but luckily for Emma, what she took was mislabeled! It was apricot!" |
Madame Bovary
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In 1968 this company introduced the Sting-Ray Krate, a forerunner to the BMX |
(James: Uh, what is Huffy?)
Schwinn
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In real life, the star of this CBS sitcom indeed had a cop brother who was divorced & lived with his parents |
(Kristin: Who is Ray Romano?)
Everybody Loves Raymond
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"They also serve who only" do these 2 things was the motto of the Royal Observer Corps, which scanned U.K. skies in WWII |
stand & wait
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Maine: about 66,000 |
(Joan: What is Bangor?) (James: Uh, what's Portsmouth?)
Portland
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This afternoon, I saw this sea bird |
a tern (in afternoon)
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