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PITCHING HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WOO |
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He won in 1955 for his novel "The Long Goodbye" |
Raymond Chandler
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This film gave us "The holiest event of our time. Perfect for their return" (& Tom Hanks') |
Angels and Demons
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A pet for my pet! This can spray its odoriferous musk accurately up to 12 feet; worry not! It'll stamp its feet to warn thee first |
a skunk
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A crossing of the celestial equator by the sun, it happens twice a year |
an equinox
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Confound it! Spell check just changed chancre into this 14th c. author of some "Tales" |
Chaucer
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When this Bible guy came down from the mountain & saw his people dancing before the golden calf, boy, was he upset! |
Moses
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"The Spy Who Came in from the Cold" got him the Edgar |
(Tom: Who is John LeClair?)
John le Carré
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This 2009 comedy proclaimed, "Some guys just can't handle Vegas" |
(Alex: Wild and crazy and popular film.)
The Hangover
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Drink (or eat) deep, my dear, for I have brought deep-fried this drink, "the real thing", from the state fair of Texas |
(Alex: One minute to go.)
Coke
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These long distance travelers may be dirty ice balls or icy dirt balls |
(Elizabeth: What are meteors?)
comets
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Spell check keeps trying to change Antietam into this long-snouted insectivore that comes in giant & 3 other species |
an anteater
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He gave his kids by Cleopatra much of the land once ruled by Alexander the Great; his co-rulers & rivals were not pleased |
Mark Antony
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He won for his novel "The Day of the Jackal" & the short story "There Are No Snakes in Ireland" |
(Frederick) Forsyth
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"Lather. Rinse. Save the world" advertised this Adam Sandler comedy |
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
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From this author's "The Jungle" I shall read lines like "On the killing beds you were apt to be covered with blood" |
Upton Sinclair
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Undetected murky stuff in the universe presumed to exist because of its gravitational effects |
dark matter
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Tried to put in the first name of Colts quarterback Manning & it turned him into this hallucinogenic cactus |
(Aaron: What is Peyton?)
peyote
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In 2005 this ex-diplomat wasn't so diplomatic, saying, "I believe Karl Rove should be fired" for outing his CIA wife, Valerie Plame |
(Joseph) Wilson
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Writing about the world of horse racing, he's won for "Forfeit" & "Come to Grief" |
(Tom: Who is James Dickey?)
Dick Francis
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This WWII film from 2008 had the tag "Many saw evil. They dared to stop it" |
Valkyrie
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Tonight we sup on this animal's jowls, used to flavor stews as a southern delicacy; it's a motorcycle term, too, my love |
a hog
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Ay, caramba! Spell check changed the last name of a 16th c. conquistador into this, an old-fashioned girdle |
(Alex: [*] instead of Cortés, yes.)
a corset
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Jealous of this Prussian chancellor's fame, Wilhelm II sank him by forcing his resignation in 1890 |
Bismarck
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He won in the Best Fact Crime category for such works as "Helter Skelter" & "Till Death Us Do Part" |
Bugliosi
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1982 film that showed "A world inside a computer where man has never been. Never before now" |
Tron
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Indeed, I should've told you I had this "kissing disease" whose incubation period is 30-40 days; hey, where ya goin', baby?! |
[The end-of-round signal sounds.]
mononucleosis
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I want to call my girl "dollpuss", not this suggested alternative meaning large portions of sour cream |
dollops
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In "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson", this author wrote, "When angry, count four; when very angry, swear" |
Mark Twain
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