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During the course of 5 spacewalks in May 2009, Shuttle astronauts made repairs to this & installed 2 new instruments |
the Hubble Telescope
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This Black Sabbath singer's 2001 contract required one box of Kleenex & one box of Throat Coat tea bags |
(Ozzy) Osbourne
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It borders Oman |
the United Arab Emirates
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After pardoning a turkey in 2008 on Thanksgiving, this governor gave an interview in front of a turkey being slaughtered |
Sarah Palin
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Spoonerisms are merely tips of the slung |
slips of the tongue
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I heard it through some kind of vine that 2440 B.C. Egyptian tomb paintings depict the cultivation of this fruit |
grapes
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In 1980 the Voyager spacecraft found that this planet's B ring had radial features called spokes |
Saturn
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Van Halen's 1982 tour contract called for these candies backstage but specified "absolutely no brown ones" |
M&M's
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It assesses no personal taxes |
the United Arab Emirates
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After flubbing the oath of office, this Chief Justice redid it with Barack Obama later that week |
Roberts
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It's just not true, I tell you, it's all a lack of pies |
a pack of lies
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In 2008 a pair of Brits were out of their gourd, growing a 1,457-lb. one of these; smashing! |
a pumpkin
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This constellation is the site of 2 nebulae: the Great Nebula in its sword & the Horsehead Nebula in its belt |
Orion
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No more, more, more calories: this "Rebel Yell" guy's contract calls for a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! |
Billy Idol
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Its annual population growth rate is nearly 4% |
(Diane: What is the United States?) … (Alex: [To Austin] Ohhh, you sly devil, you're right. Minute to go, now.)
the United Arab Emirates
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Athletes wearing masks to this country's Olympic games apologized even though the USOC gave them the masks |
China
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Greenpeace would be chagrined to see the sign "wave the sails", instead of this |
"save the whales"
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Big on vitamins A & C, this leafty vegetable always has a lot of fiber & acts as a mild laxative; look out, sailor man! |
spinach
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In 1672 Giovanni Cassini & Jean Richer calculated the distance between these 2 objects as 87 million miles |
(Austin: Ooh. What is, uh, the Sun and Neptune?) (Alex: No, [*]. (Austin: Oh.) (Alex: You had to go for the obvious.)
the Sun and the Earth
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This Guns N' Roses frontman requires Pringles, a loaf of Wonder Bread… & a bottle of Dom Perignon to wash it down |
Axl Rose
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It has no written constitution |
(Diane: What is the United Emirates?) (Austin: What are the United Arab Emirates?) [The end-of-round signal sounds.]
the United Kingdom
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Before this Iranian president spoke at Columbia in 2007, the university president introduced him as a petty dictator |
Ahmadinejad
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Sometimes paperwork just disappears; it seems to crawl through the fax |
fall through the cracks
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Time to dole out some seedless cayenne, the most widely grown type of this tropical fruit plant |
a pineapple
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The 200-inch mirror of the Hale Telescope on this California peak took some 10 months to cool after casting |
Mt. Palomar
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This "Glitter" diva's contract demands a bottle of Cristal, 4 champagne glasses & a box of bendy straws |
Mariah Carey
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At a hearing, this ex-Fed chairman said he was wrong in opposing financial regulations |
(Alan) Greenspan
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It's about time you showed up & don't give me that better nate than lever |
better late than never
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The name of this cylindrical vegetable means "little squashes" in Italian |
zucchini
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