DR. ALEX' OLD-TIME FEEL-GOOD MEDICINE SHOW |
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Muscles inflamed? Joints in pain? Dr. Alex' Youth Elixir clears away the ol' rheumatiz, or osteo- this (& it ain't "porosis"!) |
arthritis
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1971: Male swimmer |
(Mark) Spitz
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You're so sagacious that every phrase you utter is one of these proverbial gems "of wisdom" |
a pearl
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In 1915 Huey Long passed the bar after studying law at this private university in New Orleans |
Tulane
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In 2008, this ex-refugee, now 14, got a few more seconds of fame when he joined Cuba's Young Communist Union |
Elián González
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A single show of a TV drama |
an episode
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Make your mucous membranes merry & mirthful! Enjoy Dr. Alex' Cure-All to fight these, be they duodenal or gastric |
ulcers
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2003: Male swimmer (Greater days lay ahead) |
Michael Phelps
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Ah, my pet, our love will last so long that in 75 years we'll be celebrating this "jubilee" (I'll be 143) |
a diamond jubilee
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Long's vitriolic 1920s attacks on this oil co. started by John D. Rockefeller won him widespread popularity |
Standard Oil
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This, Andrew Meyer's 3-word plea to security at a 2007 speech, was followed by "bro!" |
"Don't tase me"
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Its construction began in 1817 near Rome, New York |
the Erie Canal
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Ate too much MSG or feelin' a megrim, or one of these, comin' on? Beta-blocker, shmeta-blocker! Try Dr. Alex' Head Cream! |
(Jean: What is a headache?) (Alex: Be more specific.)
migraine
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2001: Chinese-American figure skater |
Michelle Kwan
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Your luscious red lips remind me of this gem, Pamela Anderson's birthstone |
a ruby
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In the Depression-era Senate, Huey favored a share-the-wealth program & the slogan "Every Man a" this |
king
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On July 14, 2003 her name appeared in a column by Robert Nowak; the fame she gained was very bad in her line of work |
Valerie Plame
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An explosive emission of magma |
an eruption
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For this inherited trait in men, sure, you can use Propecia--or my amazing new "Trebektophan" |
baldness
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1930: Golfing Grand Slam winner |
Bobby Jones
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You appear bored & blase--perhaps this adjective that sounds like it comes from a green gem (it really doesn't) |
jaded
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In 1935 Huey was assassinated in this city's 34-story art deco building, then the South's tallest |
(Jean: What is New Orleans?) (Alex: No, you had a choice, I know, New Orleans or [*], and it is [*].)
Baton Rouge
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In 2005 Jennifer Wilbanks became known as this, also a Julia Roberts film title (it's not the Wild-Eyed Wanderer) |
Runaway Bride
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The original Borden dairy cow mascot with this name was killed in a truck accident in 1941 |
Elsie
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Step right up! I got me an "L" of an ointment for the chronic lower back pain known as this 7-letter malady |
(Alex: Yeah. You know what? I missed my calling. I should have been a medicine man.)
lumbago
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2004: Gymnast (but not twin brother Morgan) |
Paul Hamm
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Your hair is as black as this compact form of coal, popular for jewelry in Victorian times |
jet
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This brother of Huey's was governor of Louisiana from 1939 to 1940, '48-'52 & '56-'60 |
Earl Long
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On "SNL" John Goodman played this audiotaping Clinton-era woman; in 2008 she was selling Xmas ornaments |
Linda Tripp
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Elgar's Opus 36 variations are also known by this "mysterious" name |
the Enigma Variations
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