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YEAR 2056 HEADLINES IN THE ONION |
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SAVE THAT E-MAIL ADDRESS! |
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Anatosaurus was this type of dinosaur named for a feature it shared with the platypus |
(David: What is a bill?) (Alex: Be more specific.) (David: Ah, what is a beak?)
a duckbill
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"Remainder Of Ross Ice Shelf Now In" this D.C. museum complex' "Freezer" |
the Smithsonian
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Sounds like a bright guy; Tonatiuh was the Aztec god of this heavenly body |
the Sun
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It's where hometown fans pray for the New Orleans Saints |
the Superdome
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I have to remember info@GoTahoe.com for my trip to a waterside community in these mountains |
the Sierra Nevadas
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Architectural aid often drawn to scale |
(Glenn: What's a legend?) ... (Alex: You guys are overcomplicating this. "Print" is going to come up in each correct response. "What is [*]?" Don't overthink it, please!)
a blueprint
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Guinness says the smallest one of these among the dinos was the walnut-sized one of the 30-foot stegosaurus |
a brain
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With Godzilla apparently taken care of, this city's "Police Quell Dance Dance Revolution" |
Tokyo
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Don't make Huitzilopochtli mad; he was the Aztec god of this & is often shown waging it |
war
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Veterans Memorial Auditorium in this state capital was the home of the Iowa Barnstormers of the AFL |
Des Moines
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Got to ask information@ask.com what happened to this P.G. Wodehouse butler who used to work there |
Jeeves
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Loops, arches & whorls make up these |
fingerprints
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The BBC's "Truth About Killer Dinosaurs" staged a fight between T. rex & this 3-horned beast |
Triceratops
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This just in: this planet "Still Needs Women" |
Mars
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As the goddess of this, Acuecucyoticihuati probably would be all wet |
(Glenn: What's rain?)
the ocean (the sea)
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In June 2006 Munich hosted several games of this international competition, including the opening match |
the World Cup (of Soccer)
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jharris@quincy.ca contacts this type of "scientist" defined as using science in the service of law enforcement |
forensic scientist
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Linford Christie, who ran 100 meters in 9.87 seconds in 1993, was this kind of athlete |
a sprinter
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Patagosaurus thrived on this continent 160 to 170 million years ago |
(Alex: [*], yes indeed--where we find Patagonia! You're in the lead.)
South America
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The "Final Installment Of" this amphibious '80s video game trilogy is "Poised To Sweep Oscars" |
Frogger
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You'd have to get up pretty early to catch Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, the Aztec god of this |
the dawn (the morning)
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(I'm Harry Smith.) In 1992 I helped host the Winter Olympics in Albertville, France & again in 1994 in this Norwegian city |
Lillehammer
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Hopefully, feedback@270towin.com can remind me that the 270 stands for this presidential election necessity |
(minimum number) electoral votes
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2-word term for the detailed, often smaller wording on a contract that, if overlooked, could be troublesome |
the fine print
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Also a type of modern bird, this word follows "ovi" & "Utah" in dinosaur names |
(Glenn: Um... What is viparous?)
raptor
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This company "Wins Bid To Rebuild Midwest" |
Halliburton
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Mictlantecuhtli was the Aztec god of this & therefore lived in the underworld |
(Alex: And if I mispronounced some of those words, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure I'll hear from some of our Aztec viewers.)
the dead (or death)
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This professional hockey team plays its home games at Joe Louis Arena |
(David: What are the St. Louis Blues?)
the Detroit Red Wings
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I've got to contact education@seti.org so I can learn how to help with the search for this |
(David: What are aliens?) (Alex: Mmm...) (David: What are--what is [*]?) (Alex: That's better, yes.)
extraterrestrial life
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Machine-finished paper for the Herald or the Times |
newsprint
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